Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML
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anniemeece
| 23
Hey, it could be worse. He could have done that hoping your mother was inside!
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DocBastard
| 38
Did she have a stroke? Or did she refuse to touch it?
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dca101
| 23
well damn
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lnsc10
| 8
Well damn? That's the best you've got? What a waste of a first comment.
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gAt_d
| 26
The same could be said for your comment.
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Noelletakumi
| 36
That must have been awkward as hell afterwards.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
"The same could be said for your comment"? I've never heard that one before!
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StompinOnCrayons
| 15
Why is there no full stop ? I need closure !
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anniemeece
| 23
Hey, it could be worse. He could have done that hoping your mother was inside!
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Kamon97
| 23
Sooo why is she married to this goofball in the first place? Kinda a YDI if you ask me
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raeepressley
| 12
Hey now. Don't judge. My boyfriend is a bit of a man child sometimes too. Doesn't mean she can't love him! I bet OP has a lot of fun with her husband!
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MzZombicidal
| 36
#36, so married people have to be serious all of the time? What crap. If you're with someone who's comfortable enough to do something so goofy with you, you should be happy, not regretting it.
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amypr
| 20
Nothing wrong with goofiness in a marriage - my husband and I get a huge kick out of suprising each other with strangely-timed nudity!
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Kamon97
| 23
Ya but who is dumb enough to pull out their knob when they have company -.- there is a fine line between immature and a flat out perv.
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SweetasCandy0609
| 28
#36 I don't know how much you actually know about marriage since you look young in your picture, but just because you get married doesn't mean you stop having fun. My husband and I have been married for almost 7 years and we still have fun all the time that's how you keep things alive.
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Vladash
| 14
Maybe he did want her mom to be in there ;)
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Kamon97
| 23
Ya but you need to pick your moments wisely too and I find this funny how you are all defending the husband but if he were the one writing the FML you guys would be all over him with YDI's and idiot comments :p just throwing that out there
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unkhammun
| 5
Because they're not defending him from doing that, but defending him from your comment. He's a moron for having pulled that one, but i'm sure this is not a reason why she shouldn't have married him... Come to think about it, i'd probably had done the same thing.
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MortenM
| 17
#74. No man ever forgets it when his mum in law is visiting. Never... Ever...
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FMLkoala
| 28
Did he know your mum was visiting?!
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perdix
| 29
and your mom did the "Black Hawk Down." ;)
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Her husband is black?
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perdix
| 29
#71, well, I was thinking of the fiasco in Somalia, but why not?
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nightfire2258
| 24
"We got a black hawk down, we got a black hawk down."
"Super 61 is down. We got a bird down in the city. Super 61
is on the deck now."
"Super 61 is down. We got a bird down in the city. Super 61
is on the deck now."
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MzZombicidal
| 36
What happened next??? :P
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vencku
| 13
At least you weren't there so you missed the awkward moment. Better to hear about it afterwards than to actually have it happen to you.
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KasiaLilith
| 13
It seems equally bad to me to know it had happened
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DocBastard
| 38
Did she have a stroke? Or did she refuse to touch it?
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ShyAnn29
| 14
Why on earth would she touch it!? That's a sick thought!!
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perdix
| 29
#17, CTFD, it's the punchline to an old joke about three nuns and a flasher.
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FurryRocks
| 10
#17 What do you expect from Doc.
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ShyAnn29
| 14
I guess I should have excepted that from Doc, but geez, I didn't think that so many people would dislike my comment.
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sarahbevan20
| 11
I'm an internet tough gal. I need a life, but picking fights online is so much more fun, lol durpz. :F :F
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ViRepz
| 28
Or it could have backfired... The plot thickens...
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Ecudaniel
| 16
Talk about awkward family conversations for thanks giving...
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DrippingSarcasm
| 20
I have to ask. Why didn't he knock or something? If he knows she's in the house...
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jgriff79
| 23
He did knock!
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Horsempeg
| 25
He knocked with his penis, really her mom should have answered!
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DrippingSarcasm
| 20
Oops. True, but let's hope he learned his lesson.