FML : Today, my mom told me she is serving lasagna and Italian cream cake at my bridal shower. I am severely lactose intolerant, which I have been telling her...

Today, my mom told me she is serving lasagna and Italian cream cake at my bridal shower. I am severely lactose intolerant, which I have been telling her for years. She responded by telling me, and I quote, "The food is for the guests." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sadbride - / Tuesday 9 October 2018 13:30 /

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7700204 - Thursday 27 September 2018 15:54

I'm really curious to know if you're Italian, or if your bridal shower has a theme. Also, tell your mom to serve food you can eat, or you'll get someone else to prepare the meal. And make sure you hire a catering company for the actual wedding. Don't need mommy dearest poisoning you on your big day.

By manofmerr | 27

#7706132 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 15:34

The proper response here should've been: "These invitations are also for the guests. Your no longer one of them."

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7700204 - Thursday 27 September 2018 15:54

By ViviMage | 36

#7706125 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 15:06

Can you take a lactaid to help you? Or will she be serving you surf and turf and the finest wine instead?

Rabite | 27

#7706197 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 17:49

Do you really think that this is the easiest and best solution?

Yudith | 17

#7706245 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 18:49

The best and easiest solution would be for the bride to order some filet mignon, caviar or whatever she likes for herself from the caterer she intends to hire for her wedding and foot the bill to Mother.

By manofmerr | 27

#7706132 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 15:34

The proper response here should've been: "These invitations are also for the guests. Your no longer one of them."

By Abbusser | 6

#7706135 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 15:37

Everyone should know by now that bridal showers are for the bride's mother...

By KaD6 | 16

#7706145 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 16:12

I'm lactose intolerant too. They make pills for this now.

Taylor Caldwell | 4

#7706408 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 23:09

You’re not lactose intolerant, you’re just not a baby cow

raven_of_azarath | 25

#7706459 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 1:04

But the pills don’t necessarily help everybody.

By Helmut Arias Rodriguez | 15

#7706161 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 17:07

That’s good to know

By julfunky | 25

#7706166 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 17:13

Can’t she also serve something specifically for you?

By RichardPencil | 25

#7706180 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 17:27

Bridezilla Alert!

Does everyone have to sacrifice dairy for you?

Anyways, you have to skip the lasagna and the cake to fit into your dress, and it’s good you have a disease helping you where willpower might fail.

mekiswrite | 17

#7706338 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 21:10

God help the person that marries you if OP qualifies as a Bridezilla for wanting to eat at her own bridal shower.

By Rabite | 27

#7706196 - Tuesday 9 October 2018 17:48

The funny thing is: Those people are the first ones to not serve any dairy free stuff to you when they are inviting you to their party "because it's their party".