By Anonymous - United States - Horseheads
Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML
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  TheNewGuy03  |  28

A perfect example of "do as I say and not as I do." It's different if you've made a mistake and you've rectified it and have showed as much, but it's wrong to expect someone to heed your advice if you've been fucking up consistently.

  ChristianH39  |  30

No, in a legitimate case of child abuse calling the cops is obviously the right thing to do. In this case getting the cops involved would just be a stupid, petty thing to do.

By  Kalipczo  |  21

Then just prove her wrong by having a super awesome and loving relationship with your partner while your mom continues flying through men. she's probably jealous tbh.

  Enslaved  |  36

Dear Mother, dear Father
You clipped my wings before I learnt to fly
Unspoiled, unspoken
I've outgrown that fucking lullaby
Same thing I've always heard from you
Do as I say, not as I do