By Anonymous - / Wednesday 3 June 2009 04:55 / United States
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By  Jupi_fml  |  2

See? You've proven your mother wrong! You CAN do stuff by yourself!

You can destroy an expensive piece of machinery as well as a bush of delicate flowers in one fell swoop!

Also, you can make me end every sentence in this comment with an exclamation point!

Or...Can you?...!


Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

By AndrewKeane - / Monday 9 June 2014 16:26 / United States - Sugar Grove

Today, I was at the library. I had to use the restroom, where I ended up singing in bad, made-up Japanese the whole time. When I went back across the library, my brother informed me that everyone could clearly hear me. FML

By Singer_Song / Friday 23 August 2013 05:04 / United States
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