By #goodbyelife - 9/12/2014 00:38 - United States
Today, my mom texted me and asked what I was up to. In response, I joked, "Dancing on the dining room table, waving dad's Calvin Klein's in the air, and shooting bullets into her bedroom floor." Not only did the cops show up, but now I'm grounded for two weeks for being, "deceptively believable." FML
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By  lovelyvampire  |  16

not sure who to blame here, well your mom lol. she's ether really gullible or just crazy... I'm sure it was all fixed quickly. now you have a story to tell at future parties! :)

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By  lovelyvampire  |  16

not sure who to blame here, well your mom lol. she's ether really gullible or just crazy... I'm sure it was all fixed quickly. now you have a story to tell at future parties! :)

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  wallamanut  |  14

and if she's that paranoid, she probably isn't mentally sane enough be owning any guns in the first place if she believes a scenario like that could actually happen.

By  bedforddanesss  |  14

I've danced on the table to hooked on a feeling by blue swede while my parents were gone but nothing close to that. Though I don't how she would believe you unless you've done something Similar before?..

By  AnOriginalName  |  19

That's a very impressive story to come up with on the spur of the moment. Your mom should have made your favorite dinner or something for you for that creativity and believability.