By Anonymous - 06/09/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 872
You deserved it 46 797

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DeathByFalchion 0

Not THAT big of a deal if it happened to your mom too.

haa, ive used that one too

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DeathByFalchion 0

Not THAT big of a deal if it happened to your mom too.

So you and your mother are both sluts? EIGHTH

So because they have gotten hickeys from a boyfriend, they're automatically sluts? Your logic is flawless. Irrefutable. Just flawless.

How come everytime I read a post by a woman having to do something with her boyfriend or a boy in a sexual matter she is always referred to as a slut? Does everyone on here not get laid ever or even talk to women? Have fun doing some chick that just lays there in bed like a wet rag some of us guys actually like a girl to know what shes doing. If you think shes dirty wear a condom kids. (should be wearing a condom anyways dont need any kids!)

#8 is the type of person we like to call an evolutionary fail. :)

#15, I think the matter is precisely that there's a bunch of really young brats on FML who know nothing of the world and wish they could get laid.... but aren't going to any time soon, of course, so whenever they read anything in here, they immediatly go all "Slut!! Slut!!" about any female that's doing anything (sexual or not) with anyone, since they're all frustrated behind their screens not getting any. XD By the time they grow up, hopefully they'll have evolved enough to reach the stage you're talking about, but I think that for now they can't yet comprehend it. XD

polkadot1196 0

Woopdedooo!

I agree w, # 1. YDI.

Andr3w421 0

Fuck yeah hickeys are gross who wants someone to suck on their neck???? hickeys are for white trash

urm...you're a tit. how does that make her a slut? it doesnt.... so shut the fuck up.

Fake, this video has it word for word: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUUWEJgO7dE

#92 wtf? it doesnt have to be ur neck, it can b anywhere on ur body.

i think they fucking know that idiot but the OP did say they had a hickey on their neck so #92 was just saying, specifically, neck

TapeMan_3000 0

@15: why would you even have sex with someone if you thought they were "dirty" in the first place? don't you feel wrong doing that cause really if you can look at someone and think "this persons probably got an STD from someone else" then aren't a couple red flags going off? both for your own health and your morals?

badluckalex 23

guys, it doesn't say that they were from boyfriends... we don't know forsure

haa, ive used that one too

AshleyLoB 0

haha same!

riku3220 2

YDI for lying

yeah , not gonna work . fyl .

Not an FML -.- your mom probably understands.

Should have told her you got strangled.

lmao yes, thats what any normal person would say

Kristin_x 0

Be glad your mom didn't freak out and yell at you.

the_stereotype 0

i agree. she just caught you. big deal.

Hahaha she shouldn't care that much unless you're like 10 I've used that line quite casually and make it quite believable:)

Just wait till you get pregnant. I hope you don't try the swimming pool excuse, for your own sake.

Dee100 0

LMAO!

omg how did I miss this? Guts ♥

"...He said I've been watching you [mom], ain't that cool I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are We got [cowgirl] boots and [skinny] pants Yeah we're just alike, hey ain't we [mom] I wanna do everything you do So I've been watching you..." I had to [edit] it a bit :)

sublime93 0

Fail

Whirling_Kumquat 0

I'm sorry lyrics...but you fail at life. Or at least at replying with lyrics.

That, my friend, is where you are wrong.

you win at life for knowing this song. that is all.