By Anonymous - United States
Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML
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  thecanez  |  0

How come everytime I read a post by a woman having to do something with her boyfriend or a boy in a sexual matter she is always referred to as a slut? Does everyone on here not get laid ever or even talk to women? Have fun doing some chick that just lays there in bed like a wet rag some of us guys actually like a girl to know what shes doing. If you think shes dirty wear a condom kids. (should be wearing a condom anyways dont need any kids!)

  Moemoemoe_fml  |  0

#15, I think the matter is precisely that there's a bunch of really young brats on FML who know nothing of the world and wish they could get laid.... but aren't going to any time soon, of course, so whenever they read anything in here, they immediatly go all "Slut!! Slut!!" about any female that's doing anything (sexual or not) with anyone, since they're all frustrated behind their screens not getting any. XD

By the time they grow up, hopefully they'll have evolved enough to reach the stage you're talking about, but I think that for now they can't yet comprehend it. XD

  TapeMan_3000  |  0

@15: why would you even have sex with someone if you thought they were "dirty" in the first place? don't you feel wrong doing that cause really if you can look at someone and think "this persons probably got an STD from someone else" then aren't a couple red flags going off? both for your own health and your morals?

By  ireply_w_lyrics  |  0

"...He said I've been watching you [mom], ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are
We got [cowgirl] boots and [skinny] pants
Yeah we're just alike, hey ain't we [mom]
I wanna do everything you do
So I've been watching you..."

I had to [edit] it a bit :)