FML : Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming....

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Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Chelsea - / Tuesday 21 April 2009 05:20 / United States

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By shaBAMalex | 0

#129480 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:04

Calm down. Lol.

By nomadxx7 | 0

#129487 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:05

Gunshots =/= popcorn

Come out the country. I'll show you what gunshots sound like

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By shaBAMalex | 0

#129480 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:04

Calm down. Lol.

loodles | 0

#964641 - Saturday 20 March 2010 3:25

overreact much.

b182link | 0

#1038271 - Monday 21 June 2010 19:46

you live in alabama

mells105 | 0

#1183908 - Tuesday 3 August 2010 22:36

talk about anxiety

Ryzaki | 0

#1283056 - Sunday 22 August 2010 8:30

I think s/he has no idea what a real gun shot sounds like.

ximenita0731 | 0

#2811570 - Sunday 3 July 2011 8:07

YDI for not knowingg the difference if soundss!!!

MrsDruidess | 23

#5779449 - Thursday 5 December 2013 8:26

idiot!!

By Horde | 8

#129484 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:04

You mistook gunshots to popcorn? lol

By nomadxx7 | 0

#129487 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:05

Gunshots =/= popcorn

Come out the country. I'll show you what gunshots sound like

isaiaha11 | 2

#1331471 - Wednesday 1 September 2010 4:39

win!

michellenKG | 5

#4249729 - Monday 2 April 2012 17:14

is that a death threat?

By A7X5989 | 0

#129488 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:05

really?

By Rockey | 3

#129493 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:06

Either this is fake or you live in the suburbs.

By SophiaMay | 0

#129494 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:06

How stressy are you?

By ozymandias_fml | 0

#129495 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:07

You might want to move out of the ghetto....

By Epic_Fail_Sauce | 0

#129497 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:07

O_O That must be some fricken loud popcorn

Makadog | 0

#4162548 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 7:35

Haha!!!!

By angelsnarrows | 0

#129500 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:08

high.strung.

By dd3_fml | 0

#129507 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:10

how the hell could you think popcorn was gunshots?

duke_nukem_25299 | 0

#1103692 - Sunday 18 July 2010 0:12

were gunshots you fat f*ck!

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