FML : Today, my mom demanded that I go into the basement and fix the water heater. I told her that I had no idea how to fix it, so she threw my phone down the...

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Today, my mom demanded that I go into the basement and fix the water heater. I told her that I had no idea how to fix it, so she threw my phone down the stairs, told me to Google it, and locked the basement door behind me. It's been two hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MyMomIsInsane / Tuesday 10 March 2015 00:28 / United States - Uniontown

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By Dean__Winchester | 16

#6227445 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 9:21

1. That's messed up
2. Google how to escape

By 1dvs_bstd | 41

#6227446 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 9:21

Some parents... how the fuck are you supposed to know the problem? how in the blue hell are you supposed to fix it? She wants to turn you into an emergency plumber?.. wickedness. At least did she give you a 3D printer to print out the required tools?

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By Mightyrif | 23

#6227443 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 9:20

I think I've read a book about crazy mums like this.

Gillett | 23

#6227512 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 10:45

Yeah " Mommy Dearest".

mrmcleod | 29

#6228137 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 21:35

"NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!"

MrsDruidess | 23

#6228570 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 8:34

whats crazy is he has a phone with Internet and hasnt yet called a repair man. . . that would have been my first move

KainMoogle | 21

#6229000 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 16:15

112, why? so their mom can force them to pay for it?

Bigfabthetruth52 | 22

#6232678 - Sunday 15 March 2015 10:34

The child called IT

apitrix | 24

#6234689 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 4:29

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!

By Puffpie | 24

#6227444 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 9:21

Oh that's awful! I hope you're ok Op!

wtffml1979 | 22

#6227565 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 11:46

That is awful. I'm thankful I've never had to deal with things like that. I mean we weren't the Brady bunch but never had to deal with that. We don't realize what other have to go through behind closed doors.

By Dean__Winchester | 16

#6227445 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 9:21

1. That's messed up
2. Google how to escape

BoyWhoCriedwoof | 5

#6227646 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 13:34

It would still take days to print the tools lol

By 1dvs_bstd | 41

#6227446 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 9:21

mellajella | 14

#6228218 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 23:18

Kind of reminds me of when I was an undergrad in engineering. Every time something was broken, everyone said " you're the engineer, you fix it."

Yeah, my first class was oven repair 101.

By SweetasCandy0609 | 28

#6227447 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 9:21

You are not the handyman and that's who she needs to call because of you don't fix it right then she's just going to get mad at you. good luck OP

By kent123654 | 14

#6227448 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 9:21

That sucks, hopefully she'll be reasonable soon. If not, maybe you could try calling someone who does know how to fix the hot water heater. Good luck!

coolster5000 | 22

#6227564 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 11:45

My thought was that he should call someone to get him out of the basement first

ninjahesten | 18

#6228064 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 20:20

like the police, fire dep., seach and rescue team or dial random number and whisp "heelp my mom locked me in the basement" just some suggestions :)

By drayloon | 50

#6227449 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 9:22

Sounds like she needs to cool down a bit instead...

By EclipseCandy6 | 24

#6227450 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 9:22

Take the hinges off and throw the door down the stairs

By ParisSosa | 11

#6227451 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 9:23

Should have just done it instead of saying you couldn't.

MrDonSalvetti | 27

#6227479 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 10:07

Yeah because everybody in the world can fix a water heater, I guess you can do it too, right? -.-

amberv61 | 22

#6227662 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 13:54

You know there is usually a reason why people say they can't do things. It's because they can't. Just fixing the water heater won't work because he knows nothing about it. They'll probably end up making the problem worse rather than fixing it