By confused - 25/01/2015 03:26 - United States - Minneapolis

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Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
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Reminds me of a post a saw a while ago where a girl's dad thought she was making out with a boy but she was really eating spaghetti

sounds like your mom has some serious denial issues

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That's rude XD

I bet he forgot to plug in the headphones.

sounds like your mom has some serious denial issues

Hope you can move out soon

Reminds me of a post a saw a while ago where a girl's dad thought she was making out with a boy but she was really eating spaghetti

That's disturbing.

Your parents will treat you like a kid until you start acting like an adult. Doesn't matter if 15 or 40. An adult would have a serious talk with his mother, a kid would write a FML about it ;)

Your two posted FMLs must confirm you are also a child then.

You must be a child then, for being on FML, and for posting such an insensitive comment.

sounds like that could make for an awkward family dinner

I think your mom should take care of your dad. Sorry OP. And according to your mom, what's old enough for sex?

Fifty years old

Probably when she gets married

You should introduce earphones to your dad.

I hope you're joking, otherwise, you're an idiot. It's not always financially possible for someone to move out their parents home the moment they're 18. You don't know OP's situation.