By confused - 25/01/2015 03:26 - United States - Minneapolis

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Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
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SethFAX 19
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Reminds me of a post a saw a while ago where a girl's dad thought she was making out with a boy but she was really eating spaghetti

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rickyricoco 12
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sounds like your mom has some serious denial issues

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badmandilon 19

That's rude XD

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Retaheki 27
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I bet he forgot to plug in the headphones.

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rickyricoco 12
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sounds like your mom has some serious denial issues

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noik01 13
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Hope you can move out soon

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SethFAX 19
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Reminds me of a post a saw a while ago where a girl's dad thought she was making out with a boy but she was really eating spaghetti

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jesuis_julie 21
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That's disturbing.

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granCanyon 12
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Your parents will treat you like a kid until you start acting like an adult. Doesn't matter if 15 or 40. An adult would have a serious talk with his mother, a kid would write a FML about it ;)

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kayla__brianna 10
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Your two posted FMLs must confirm you are also a child then.

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JKW35 21
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You must be a child then, for being on FML, and for posting such an insensitive comment.

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alysssssssa 16
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sounds like that could make for an awkward family dinner

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born_hustla 26

I think your mom should take care of your dad. Sorry OP. And according to your mom, what's old enough for sex?

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pl0xs3rver 45
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Fifty years old

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rosesxo 13
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Probably when she gets married

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Jasim 17
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You should introduce earphones to your dad.

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Mynamewontfi 40
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I hope you're joking, otherwise, you're an idiot. It's not always financially possible for someone to move out their parents home the moment they're 18. You don't know OP's situation.

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