Aw sorry that happened OP, maybe mom will lay off the drinking after the morning hits her.

Op should record her mom and put together a mix tape when she has enough drunken rants ;)

Tsk tsk, haven't fed the cat in so long that you forgot you had one.

Yes #1, because so many people stop drinking because they can't stand the hangover...they say they will never drink again...then they drink again...

Am I the only one who immediately thought of Bill Cosby?

Well sorry #37, I was being hopeful. The sarcasm was unnecessary.

Sarcasm is never unnecessary! What are you talking about?! *mops up the puddle of sarcasm* seriously, it's sarcasm on the Internet from a guy you don't know, why do you give a shit what I think? I know I don't give a shit what I think..,wait...

Think of it this way #37 is a ass

That sounds catastrophic.

No no wait I have one. Uh... pussy... heh.

Looks like the cat's out of the bag.

You hurt my felines, man :( Howzat?

you gotta be kitten me!

Well this thread put me in a catatonic state of mind.

So, you guys can't let one pun come and go?

34 - NO! the thought alone makes me fur-ious!

You've got to be kitten me right meow.

Well played.

Look what the cat dragged in...

look what the cat dragged in.

i know...i know. im a copy cat.

Mom wants her pussy fed ...

Too far.

Someone sounds like an angry drunk

Pussy?

You called?

That was easy..

Hahahha this just made my night :)

Who made the cat call?

Sorry am I late to the party?

Hey, at least she hasn't thrown up... Yet.

Use this opportunity as an excuse to buy a cat!