Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
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accioshannon
| 17
That sounds catastrophic.
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buckdharma
| 35
i know...i know. im a copy cat.
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lovelyheadache
| 16
Aw sorry that happened OP, maybe mom will lay off the drinking after the morning hits her.
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AbstraktThoughts
| 13
Op should record her mom and put together a mix tape when she has enough drunken rants ;)
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HahaHokayThen
| 10
Tsk tsk, haven't fed the cat in so long that you forgot you had one.
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sens3sfailing
| 24
Yes #1, because so many people stop drinking because they can't stand the hangover...they say they will never drink again...then they drink again...
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desoto96
| 9
Am I the only one who immediately thought of Bill Cosby?
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lovelyheadache
| 16
Well sorry #37, I was being hopeful. The sarcasm was unnecessary.
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sens3sfailing
| 24
Sarcasm is never unnecessary! What are you talking about?! *mops up the puddle of sarcasm* seriously, it's sarcasm on the Internet from a guy you don't know, why do you give a shit what I think? I know I don't give a shit what I think..,wait...
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jimwsssnn
| 11
Think of it this way #37 is a ass
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accioshannon
| 17
That sounds catastrophic.
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Charmillionaire
| 9
No no wait I have one. Uh... pussy... heh.
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xXxIracebethxXx
| 14
Looks like the cat's out of the bag.
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Charmillionaire
| 9
You hurt my felines, man :( Howzat?
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hannaaaahr
| 33
you gotta be kitten me!
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loserboii
| 11
Well this thread put me in a catatonic state of mind.
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accioshannon
| 17
So, you guys can't let one pun come and go?
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hannaaaahr
| 33
34 - NO! the thought alone makes me fur-ious!
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mazzera_fml
| 7
You've got to be kitten me right meow.
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guiltySnake
| 16
Well played.
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Chanti_fml
| 26
Look what the cat dragged in...
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buckdharma
| 35
look what the cat dragged in.
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buckdharma
| 35
i know...i know. im a copy cat.
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newbiehere99
| 6
Mom wants her pussy fed ...
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iiTzNeeNerz
| 26
Too far.
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XxskyelovexX
| 13
Someone sounds like an angry drunk
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007type
| 26
Pussy?
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FMLKitten
| 15
You called?
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007type
| 26
That was easy..
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newbiehere99
| 6
Hahahha this just made my night :)
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Trix_Disorder
| 20
Who made the cat call?
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RussianFox
| 13
Sorry am I late to the party?
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FMLKitten
| 15
Hey, at least she hasn't thrown up...
Yet.
Yet.
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heythere131630
| 9
Use this opportunity as an excuse to buy a cat!