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By Anonymous - / Sunday 15 August 2010 05:24 / United States
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Why would you call animal control? We country folk would take a shovel, scoop it up and toss it's ass in the woods. Or, you could have a lot of fun and wait until dinner time and put the animal in a tarp, along with some random objects, (just to make it appear to be larger) tie it up and drag it out into your lawn. Make sure you make a lot of noise. Then start digging a grave while screaming "WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS". Your neighbors will be delighted.

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Yup. YDI for not poking it with a stick first. Everyone knows that the first thing you do after finding someone or something that you believe it be dead is POKE IT WITH A STICK.

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Actually I wouldn't poke a raccoon, they get vicious and attack. Only after they determine you're no longer a threat, that's hen they quit playing dead.

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I'm talking about poking what would seem like a dead raccoon, that doesn't seem to be run over or something of the sort. I did not mention a hoodie in any way. 0.o

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you & your mom need glasses. besides, who calls animal control for one small dead animal? talk about divas!

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Hrm, no. I wouldn't change my picture for anyone else. I just happened to upload this picture and like it very much.

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after the animal control said it was the hood, they prolly felt like freakin idiots. & how could you mistake a hood for a dead animal ?

Why would you call animal control? We country folk would take a shovel, scoop it up and toss it's ass in the woods. Or, you could have a lot of fun and wait until dinner time and put the animal in a tarp, along with some random objects, (just to make it appear to be larger) tie it up and drag it out into your lawn. Make sure you make a lot of noise. Then start digging a grave while screaming "WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS". Your neighbors will be delighted.

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HMPH, meth? Can't a girl just be happy without being accused of being an addict? I'm just a really fantastically, fabulous, over-enthusiastic, strange ass girl.

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My picture always creeps someone out. No matter what I change it too. I give out the creep vibe a lot. I think I'm rather adorable, but hey, what do I know?

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Don't worry it doesn't make you strange-ass if you throw dead animals in the woods. That's just how you get rid of them it doesn't make you strange :P Me personally I throw them in the coal stove and burn them. I don't think it's strange.

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You...You are awesome. :D My neighbours probably WOULD be delighted...That or be too stoned to see anything amiss with the picture...o_O

hahaha you guys are so stupid... why the he'll would you can animal control if it's dead... dumbasses YDI!!!

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