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'Mommy why is daddy a different color?' 'Well son that's a wonderful question, ill tell you after you move out and we lose all contact.'

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55- that would've been epic with your former profile pic, the one that said "Surprise! You're a retard!"

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91, holy shit. I regret getting the species change Surgery more than I thought. :( Whatever, I'm still a fucking Ferret!!!

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I think the FML is worse if they weren't divorced... There would be no importance in telling us that his father was next to him if so; it's already bad enough without it.

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Dad, it appears that your wife, my mother, is a cheating whore and we must go to the police station to pick her up. Nah, that's not too bad... O.o

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They could be divorced. Just because OP was with his dad at the time doesn't mean his parents are married. It may be awkward for him because who would want to tell their father that his ex-wife was caught having sex with someone in public, especially if the divorce was recent. But of course, this FML is made more FML-y by us assuming OP's parents are married. :)

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72: What the fuck? Were you trying to rip his dick off? Those parts are sensitive! The guy's telling you to stop tearing off his wiener, so you call him a pussy? I'd dump you too.

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12 - No joke man... women don't get it. Don't try to slap my ass. Just because my boys are in the front, doesn't mean they're not in the back too. Always taking back-of-the-sack shots...

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Thts an awkward conversation with you mum. And wayyyy more awkward with your dad with you. I feel bad for you and your dad.

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I'd think if she had the money to get op all the stuff he's supposed to be blackmailing her for, she'd be able to pay for her own bail

Maybe your parents are ninjas and you just didn't notice? well your mom did get caught so it's more likely that it's just your dad who's a ninja. either way FYL.

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You do realize the mom didn't have sex with the father, right? Please tell me people aren't REALLY this dense.

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#46 you do realize #36 was reacting to the last part of the comment where it said dumb "parents" instead of "mom", right? Whether it's a joke or not he was still wrong by saying "Parents."

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A lot of folks who have sex in public are exhibitionists who either like being watched by others and/or who are trying to shock people.

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Well, isn't that kinky, or maybe she wanted a way out of her relationship with the other guy, but didn't know how to tell him...

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