By yova - 27/03/2016 08:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 009
You deserved it 1 856

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I bet you shower nude too, you dirty harlot.

Lilcris11 5

I bet you were born naked dirty hook

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You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means...

I do not understand?

tantanpanda 26

Uh, I think you mean OP's mother.

Princess Bride reference... would be said TO the mother...

ChopSuey444 20

It's so sad when you have to come back to explain your own reference.

#70 - especially such an epic reference. I am now sad because I think it is showing my age... and I am not even that old. lol

If it makes you feel worse, I used "Inconceivable!" in a FB group and had multiple people almost instantly respond recognizing the reference. :3

Apparently FML is the wrong forum for TPB references :(

I bet you shower nude too, you dirty harlot.

ea247 20

I bet she's naked under those clothes, that slut!

Op's mom showers naked too! That hypocritical slut!

Bravo #2 well commented ^^

You mean, *gasp* you don't shower with clothing on?

You mean you take your underwear off to pee - you don't just let it filter through the clothing?!!! What a disgrace!

Did you tell her" Mom I'm not a slut I'm just a commando!".

Lilcris11 5

I bet you were born naked dirty hook

O_B_A_M_A 15

What a slut

A parents pursuit to reform their child's actions only ends at the grave.

everything in our lives ends in the grave.

Aerobic_Exorcism 13

Debt doesn't.

#34, nah it just gets transferred to the next of kin. Your family gets your debt, my nana is still paying off all my papas credit card debt.

#43 I pay insurance on my student debt so if I die, the debt is cleared.

Your mom sounds like a bitch.

I tend to agree with her, OP. I don't believe in sleeping naked before you've married your bed. Are you at least engaged?

or at least in a seriously committed relationship? maybe a domestic partnership?

UserError94 18

We can only hope she used sheets for protection

drchinky888 9

Leave her and run away. I don't think she values you. Just kidding, she would be overprotective for you.

hipposteve 21

Your mom is hating :P give her a snickers

hey, she is the one who got in bed with a man.