Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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syki
| 22
I bet you shower nude too, you dirty harlot.
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Lilcris11
| 5
I bet you were born naked dirty hook
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anonymuse_fml
| 31
You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means...
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AndrasteNyx
| 18
I do not understand?
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tantanpanda
| 26
Uh, I think you mean OP's mother.
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XandWacky
| 22
#10 we know
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anonymuse_fml
| 31
Princess Bride reference... would be said TO the mother...
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ChopSuey444
| 20
It's so sad when you have to come back to explain your own reference.
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anonymuse_fml
| 31
#70 - especially such an epic reference. I am now sad because I think it is showing my age... and I am not even that old. lol
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Taolan
| 23
If it makes you feel worse, I used "Inconceivable!" in a FB group and had multiple people almost instantly respond recognizing the reference. :3
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anonymuse_fml
| 31
Apparently FML is the wrong forum for TPB references :(
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syki
| 22
I bet you shower nude too, you dirty harlot.
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ea247
| 20
I bet she's naked under those clothes, that slut!
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h00tzForOsi
| 20
Op's mom showers naked too! That hypocritical slut!
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refticon
| 30
Bravo #2 well commented ^^
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youdontsay123456
| 21
You mean, *gasp* you don't shower with clothing on?
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interesting33
| 36
You mean you take your underwear off to pee - you don't just let it filter through the clothing?!!! What a disgrace!
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brenton490
| 19
Did you tell her" Mom I'm not a slut I'm just a commando!".
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Lilcris11
| 5
I bet you were born naked dirty hook
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thestoryofacaleb
| 14
Hook.
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O_B_A_M_A
| 15
What a slut
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Dawnoftime
| 12
A parents pursuit to reform their child's actions only ends at the grave.
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HarmoniousMe
| 10
everything in our lives ends in the grave.
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Aerobic_Exorcism
| 13
Debt doesn't.
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Dale_shackleford
| 13
It does in America
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never_three
| 21
#34, nah it just gets transferred to the next of kin. Your family gets your debt, my nana is still paying off all my papas credit card debt.
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anonymuse_fml
| 31
#43 I pay insurance on my student debt so if I die, the debt is cleared.
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R2Y2
| 22
Your mom sounds like a bitch.
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Tripartita
| 44
I tend to agree with her, OP. I don't believe in sleeping naked before you've married your bed. Are you at least engaged?
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HarmoniousMe
| 10
or at least in a seriously committed relationship? maybe a domestic partnership?
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UserError94
| 18
We can only hope she used sheets for protection
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drchinky888
| 9
Leave her and run away. I don't think she values you. Just kidding, she would be overprotective for you.
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hipposteve
| 21
Your mom is hating :P give her a snickers
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cole66
| 13
hey, she is the one who got in bed with a man.