You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means...

I do not understand?

Uh, I think you mean OP's mother.

#10 we know

Princess Bride reference... would be said TO the mother...

It's so sad when you have to come back to explain your own reference.

#70 - especially such an epic reference. I am now sad because I think it is showing my age... and I am not even that old. lol

If it makes you feel worse, I used "Inconceivable!" in a FB group and had multiple people almost instantly respond recognizing the reference. :3

Apparently FML is the wrong forum for TPB references :(

I bet you shower nude too, you dirty harlot.

I bet she's naked under those clothes, that slut!

Op's mom showers naked too! That hypocritical slut!

Bravo #2 well commented ^^

You mean, *gasp* you don't shower with clothing on?

You mean you take your underwear off to pee - you don't just let it filter through the clothing?!!! What a disgrace!

Did you tell her" Mom I'm not a slut I'm just a commando!".

I bet you were born naked dirty hook

Hook.

What a slut

A parents pursuit to reform their child's actions only ends at the grave.

everything in our lives ends in the grave.

Debt doesn't.

It does in America

#34, nah it just gets transferred to the next of kin. Your family gets your debt, my nana is still paying off all my papas credit card debt.

#43 I pay insurance on my student debt so if I die, the debt is cleared.

Your mom sounds like a bitch.

I tend to agree with her, OP. I don't believe in sleeping naked before you've married your bed. Are you at least engaged?

or at least in a seriously committed relationship? maybe a domestic partnership?

We can only hope she used sheets for protection

Leave her and run away. I don't think she values you. Just kidding, she would be overprotective for you.

Your mom is hating :P give her a snickers

hey, she is the one who got in bed with a man.