Miscellaneous: Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked.... - FML

By yova - 27/03/2016 08:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

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syki 22

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Sunday 27 March 2016 19:57

I bet you shower nude too, you dirty harlot.

Lilcris11 5

Sunday 27 March 2016 19:59

I bet you were born naked dirty hook

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anonymuse_fml 31

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Sunday 27 March 2016 19:56

You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means...

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Sunday 27 March 2016 19:59

I do not understand?

tantanpanda 26

Sunday 27 March 2016 20:01

Uh, I think you mean OP's mother.

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Sunday 27 March 2016 20:08

#10 we know

anonymuse_fml 31

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Sunday 27 March 2016 21:04

Princess Bride reference... would be said TO the mother...

ChopSuey444 20

Tuesday 29 March 2016 14:26

It's so sad when you have to come back to explain your own reference.

anonymuse_fml 31

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Wednesday 30 March 2016 5:16

#70 - especially such an epic reference. I am now sad because I think it is showing my age... and I am not even that old. lol

Taolan 23

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Thursday 31 March 2016 18:14

If it makes you feel worse, I used "Inconceivable!" in a FB group and had multiple people almost instantly respond recognizing the reference. :3

anonymuse_fml 31

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Friday 1 April 2016 16:03

Apparently FML is the wrong forum for TPB references :(

syki 22

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Sunday 27 March 2016 19:57

I bet you shower nude too, you dirty harlot.

ea247 20

Sunday 27 March 2016 19:58

I bet she's naked under those clothes, that slut!

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Sunday 27 March 2016 20:16

Op's mom showers naked too! That hypocritical slut!

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Sunday 27 March 2016 20:42

Bravo #2 well commented ^^

youdontsay123456 21

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Sunday 27 March 2016 21:43

You mean, *gasp* you don't shower with clothing on?

interesting33 36

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Tuesday 29 March 2016 16:02

You mean you take your underwear off to pee - you don't just let it filter through the clothing?!!! What a disgrace!

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Sunday 27 March 2016 19:57

Did you tell her" Mom I'm not a slut I'm just a commando!".

Lilcris11 5

Sunday 27 March 2016 19:59

I bet you were born naked dirty hook

thestoryofacaleb 14

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Sunday 27 March 2016 20:24

Hook.

O_B_A_M_A 15

Monday 28 March 2016 0:30

What a slut

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Sunday 27 March 2016 20:00

A parents pursuit to reform their child's actions only ends at the grave.

HarmoniousMe 11

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Sunday 27 March 2016 20:25

everything in our lives ends in the grave.

Aerobic_Exorcism 13

Sunday 27 March 2016 20:29

Debt doesn't.

Dale_shackleford 13

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Sunday 27 March 2016 21:05

It does in America

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Sunday 27 March 2016 22:06

#34, nah it just gets transferred to the next of kin. Your family gets your debt, my nana is still paying off all my papas credit card debt.

anonymuse_fml 31

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Monday 28 March 2016 7:06

#43 I pay insurance on my student debt so if I die, the debt is cleared.

R2Y2 22

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Sunday 27 March 2016 20:00

Your mom sounds like a bitch.

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Sunday 27 March 2016 20:01

I tend to agree with her, OP. I don't believe in sleeping naked before you've married your bed. Are you at least engaged?

HarmoniousMe 11

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Sunday 27 March 2016 20:26

or at least in a seriously committed relationship? maybe a domestic partnership?

UserError94 18

Sunday 27 March 2016 21:19

We can only hope she used sheets for protection

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Friday 16 April 2021 5:39

😂

drchinky888 9

Sunday 27 March 2016 20:03

Leave her and run away. I don't think she values you. Just kidding, she would be overprotective for you.

hipposteve 21

Sunday 27 March 2016 20:07

Your mom is hating :P give her a snickers

cole66 14

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Sunday 27 March 2016 20:07

hey, she is the one who got in bed with a man.

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