You can't be a crazy cat lady without any cats.

Sure you can! I'd definitely be a crazy cat lady but I'm allergic unfortunately >< so I call myself one in spirit

I think the term for it is "spinster."

Then you'd just be a crazy lady.

This post could have been written by me! I feel you, OP.

When your profile picture contains a silhouette of a cat, you know you're being serious

I don't see why you consider yourself a crazy cat lady without any cats. A crazy single lady is more like it!

Or just crazy lady

Probably because she is a crazy lady

Hmm, all I see are solutions to your current situation. You have a variety of options ranging from-getting a cat, boyfriend/girlfriend, telling your mom your reasons for being single/to mind her own business, or continue living your life without the responsibility of feeding a cat/boyfriend. Best of luck, OP!

I recommend getting a cat and a boyfriend and let the boyfriend feed the cat.

Why is there such a stigma against being single in our society? It takes time finding the right person for you.

Or maybe you aren't even looking for the "right person" and just wanna have fun.

I hope you've gone at least once into a guy's home for the past 7 years

Why?

So based on this FML we can conclude that: Crazy Cat Lady - Cats = Lesbian

I had no idea.

Been there OP. I didn't date until I met my girlfriend, now wife, at the age of 25. My parents even went so far as to buy me a book titled "I Kissed Dating Goodbye".

whuuuuut? ..so now crazy cat ladies aren't entitled to having a boyfriend? And not being into cats or meaningless sex makes you lesbian? what the..

It's called sarcasm dude

Sounds like me but in my case I've never brought a guy home lol