Today, my mom asked me if I was a lesbian because I haven't brought a guy home in over 7 years. Nope. I'm just a crazy cat lady, minus the cats. FML
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emeraldisle
| 30
You can't be a crazy cat lady without any cats.
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swervelol
| 28
I don't see why you consider yourself a crazy cat lady without any cats. A crazy single lady is more like it!
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emeraldisle
| 30
You can't be a crazy cat lady without any cats.
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squizzlebee
| 19
Sure you can! I'd definitely be a crazy cat lady but I'm allergic unfortunately >< so I call myself one in spirit
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LyricaSilvan
| 29
I think the term for it is "spinster."
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Lalala579121
| 27
Then you'd just be a crazy lady.
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Moskaaa7
| 26
This post could have been written by me! I feel you, OP.
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Magnoxidans
| 19
When your profile picture contains a silhouette of a cat, you know you're being serious
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swervelol
| 28
I don't see why you consider yourself a crazy cat lady without any cats. A crazy single lady is more like it!
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Or just crazy lady
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tibtak_fml
| 10
Probably because she is a crazy lady
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mermaidkeels
| 26
Hmm, all I see are solutions to your current situation. You have a variety of options ranging from-getting a cat, boyfriend/girlfriend, telling your mom your reasons for being single/to mind her own business, or continue living your life without the responsibility of feeding a cat/boyfriend. Best of luck, OP!
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socialproduct
| 19
I recommend getting a cat and a boyfriend and let the boyfriend feed the cat.
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Soverain
| 15
Why is there such a stigma against being single in our society? It takes time finding the right person for you.
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Rabite
| 28
Or maybe you aren't even looking for the "right person" and just wanna have fun.
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homtravel
| 10
I hope you've gone at least once into a guy's home for the past 7 years
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TaoShaman
| 24
Why?
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socialproduct
| 19
So based on this FML we can conclude that: Crazy Cat Lady - Cats = Lesbian
I had no idea.
I had no idea.
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ThrottleJockey
| 34
Been there OP. I didn't date until I met my girlfriend, now wife, at the age of 25. My parents even went so far as to buy me a book titled "I Kissed Dating Goodbye".
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manuwish
| 9
whuuuuut? ..so now crazy cat ladies aren't entitled to having a boyfriend? And not being into cats or meaningless sex makes you lesbian? what the..
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whatshuman43
| 8
It's called sarcasm dude
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tigeresscrazy
| 12
Sounds like me but in my case I've never brought a guy home lol