FML : Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long...

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Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

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You deserved it

By Poopy / Monday 12 January 2009 16:19 / United States

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By Chase55 | 0

#36404 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:27

my friends first sexual experience was when he was 16, he was eating out this asian college girl. She lost control and shit all over his face. i cherish that story, and wanna tell my kids about it one day. "Hey kids! wanna hear one about your uncle james?"

By Cloudy_fml | 0

#1725 - Friday 13 February 2009 2:03

Someone needs to learn to wipe better...

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By Cloudy_fml | 0

#1725 - Friday 13 February 2009 2:03

Someone needs to learn to wipe better...

By maiden_girl | 5

#2350 - Sunday 15 February 2009 14:55

LMAO @ #8... Okay who shitted in the bed... and please tell me you own a dog...

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WeezyBites | 6

#3657798 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 10:58

How did you comment on number 8 before he/she posted his/her comment?

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Invasion976 | 6

#5005821 - Friday 5 October 2012 1:26

#6 can see into the future.

By FMLgirl_fml | 0

#4507 - Friday 20 February 2009 20:50

OMG that happened to a guy i was banging too. I was on top and when he got up to go to the restroom there was a bit of shit on the sheets where his ass had been... (we dont "shag" anymore"

By yikes_fyl | 0

#7282 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 21:50

that's extremely disgusting.

By twistedbeats | 0

#14227 - Wednesday 4 March 2009 12:00

Ewwwww!!!

By x0x_KissOfDeath | 0

#28479 - Thursday 12 March 2009 19:24

LMFAO! im in a very public place right now, sitting alone in a corner, and literally laughing out loud. Honestly, i think i peed a little! hahahahaha

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Taylo12237 | 5

#3101083 - Saturday 13 August 2011 18:07

At least you didn't poo yourself like this poor fellow

By x0x_KissOfDeath | 0

#28487 - Thursday 12 March 2009 19:28

P.S. poop jokes=never appropriate but always funny...okay...sometimes appropriate

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Valter | 0

#821729 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 15:30

hahaha whAt a fag

By rootbeerfanatic | 6

#34287 - Monday 16 March 2009 7:45

um... ew

By bubbletea123 | 0

#34322 - Monday 16 March 2009 8:34

that doesn't sound very sanitary...

By ill | 0

#34450 - Monday 16 March 2009 10:18

You must be obese.

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