FML : Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long...

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Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Poopy / Monday 12 January 2009 16:19 / United States

Intimacy

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By Chase55 | 1

#36404 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:27

my friends first sexual experience was when he was 16, he was eating out this asian college girl. She lost control and shit all over his face. i cherish that story, and wanna tell my kids about it one day. "Hey kids! wanna hear one about your uncle james?"

By Cloudy_fml | 0

#1725 - Friday 13 February 2009 2:03

Someone needs to learn to wipe better...

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By Cloudy_fml | 0

#1725 - Friday 13 February 2009 2:03

Someone needs to learn to wipe better...

By maiden_girl | 5

#2350 - Sunday 15 February 2009 14:55

LMAO @ #8... Okay who shitted in the bed... and please tell me you own a dog...

WeezyBites | 6

#3657798 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 10:58

How did you comment on number 8 before he/she posted his/her comment?

Invasion976 | 6

#5005821 - Friday 5 October 2012 1:26

#6 can see into the future.

By FMLgirl_fml | 0

#4507 - Friday 20 February 2009 20:50

OMG that happened to a guy i was banging too. I was on top and when he got up to go to the restroom there was a bit of shit on the sheets where his ass had been... (we dont "shag" anymore"