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my friends first sexual experience was when he was 16, he was eating out this asian college girl. She lost control and shit all over his face. i cherish that story, and wanna tell my kids about it one day. "Hey kids! wanna hear one about your uncle james?"

Someone needs to learn to wipe better...

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Someone needs to learn to wipe better...

LMAO @ #8... Okay who shitted in the bed... and please tell me you own a dog...

How did you comment on number 8 before he/she posted his/her comment?

#6 can see into the future.

OMG that happened to a guy i was banging too. I was on top and when he got up to go to the restroom there was a bit of shit on the sheets where his ass had been... (we dont "shag" anymore"

that's extremely disgusting.

LMFAO! im in a very public place right now, sitting alone in a corner, and literally laughing out loud. Honestly, i think i peed a little! hahahahaha

At least you didn't poo yourself like this poor fellow

P.S. poop jokes=never appropriate but always funny...okay...sometimes appropriate

hahaha whAt a fag

that doesn't sound very sanitary...

You must be obese.