Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML
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Chase55
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my friends first sexual experience was when he was 16, he was eating out this asian college girl. She lost control and shit all over his face. i cherish that story, and wanna tell my kids about it one day. "Hey kids! wanna hear one about your uncle james?"
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Cloudy_fml
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Someone needs to learn to wipe better...
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Cloudy_fml
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Someone needs to learn to wipe better...
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maiden_girl
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LMAO @ #8... Okay who shitted in the bed... and please tell me you own a dog...
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WeezyBites
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How did you comment on number 8 before he/she posted his/her comment?
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Invasion976
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#6 can see into the future.
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FMLgirl_fml
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OMG that happened to a guy i was banging too. I was on top and when he got up to go to the restroom there was a bit of shit on the sheets where his ass had been... (we dont "shag" anymore"
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yikes_fyl
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that's extremely disgusting.
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twistedbeats
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Ewwwww!!!
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x0x_KissOfDeath
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LMFAO! im in a very public place right now, sitting alone in a corner, and literally laughing out loud. Honestly, i think i peed a little! hahahahaha
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Taylo12237
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At least you didn't poo yourself like this poor fellow
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x0x_KissOfDeath
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P.S. poop jokes=never appropriate but always funny...okay...sometimes appropriate
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Valter
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hahaha whAt a fag
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rootbeerfanatic
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um... ew
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bubbletea123
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that doesn't sound very sanitary...
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ill
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You must be obese.