FML : Today, my long term ex, who broke up with me over a year ago and shattered my heart, seduced me (which wasn't hard as he knew I still had feelings for...

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Today, my long term ex, who broke up with me over a year ago and shattered my heart, seduced me (which wasn't hard as he knew I still had feelings for him) and as he pulled out after the couple of minutes of what he called sex, he used the line "There we go, that's your freebie." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By misshb - / Monday 18 January 2010 01:26 / United Kingdom

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By jazlyn1986 | 0

#781753 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:30

why would u fall for it again?

By Nic_hole | 0

#781762 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:32

ahhh dude :/ he's a prick! you seriously don't deserve to be treated like that, well actually, NOBODY Should be treated like that..

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By iamgoofymovie | 0

#781736 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:27

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KibaSama | 0

#945833 - Sunday 14 March 2010 02:07

im srry thats horrible

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thatonek1d | 0

#1029629 - Sunday 13 June 2010 07:47

that's also known as him being a bitch and you being a whore. get a pimp, not a room.

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SadinSherman | 16

#1596786 - Sunday 24 October 2010 09:33

She loved him,how is she a whore?

By MasterHurricane | 0

#781738 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:27

punch him in the face...&first, as ive never said it before

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FYLyo | 0

#995186 - Sunday 16 May 2010 05:43

im sorry but ur #2

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blayke96 | 8

#3244170 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 04:23

You're second :P

By alexsannell | 13

#781740 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:28

wowsers =p

By jazlyn1986 | 0

#781753 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:30

why would u fall for it again?

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hahasooo | 2

#4345424 - Monday 23 April 2012 10:30

i kno right. soo stupid.

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Pixiewolfe | 45

#7462170 - Monday 29 May 2017 04:26

Seduced to forget why they were broken up in the first place..

By OMGFYLHARD | 0

#781757 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:31

first is for fags! fifth!

By Nic_hole | 0

#781762 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:32

ahhh dude :/ he's a prick! you seriously don't deserve to be treated like that, well actually, NOBODY Should be treated like that..

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Dragonstorm786 | 17

#6603478 - Thursday 12 May 2016 12:43

Although, I agree, there are the some who should be.

By E40_fml | 0

#781766 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:33

Aww /: So sorry.

By ihatedads | 0

#781782 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:38

Aww , atleast now you know he's completely not with it !

By brutal_banger | 10

#781800 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:43

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scice03 | 8

#6175887 - Sunday 18 January 2015 03:55

Skank? Why?

By breyahna12397 | 0

#781803 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:44

Wowser What a douche bag =p

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