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Be one hell of a story if said child was conceived at McDonalds :p

Though to the point OP needs to raise their standards if they are going to barter oral sex for stuff. *nods to her custom Lightsaber* and yes I do see the irony in that one... But hey I got to keep the slave Leia outfit after too so win win right? XD ok yes there is something wrong with me.


Meat scraped off the ground at the butchers isn't really and equal trade though. And it's not romantic, and kinda like prostitution. Most normal people would just want the same act in return. But ops bf probably just wants to receive but not give. Which isn't I'm hoping op dumped the moron. Also btw 69 isn't win-win other, because girls can actually have an orgasm through that(or at least not easily)

  IndianGiver  |  8

Oh because we all shit lava when we eat Taco Bell since everybody is alike, right? All snowflakes look the same and fall in the same exact spot. -_-

And, OP, I would suggest Ruth Chris. So when you get done and he takes you there you say, "this meat taste a lot better than what I had a while ago." Dont forget to say payback, just in case he gets the wrong message.

By  perdix  |  29

You should suggest that for the sake of his balls' health, he ought to choose to eat an open-faced roast beef sandwich.

Much healthier than fried meat;)