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Be one hell of a story if said child was conceived at McDonalds :p

Though to the point OP needs to raise their standards if they are going to barter oral sex for stuff. *nods to her custom Lightsaber* and yes I do see the irony in that one... But hey I got to keep the slave Leia outfit after too so win win right? XD ok yes there is something wrong with me.

  IndianGiver  |  8

Oh because we all shit lava when we eat Taco Bell since everybody is alike, right? All snowflakes look the same and fall in the same exact spot. -_-

And, OP, I would suggest Ruth Chris. So when you get done and he takes you there you say, "this meat taste a lot better than what I had a while ago." Dont forget to say payback, just in case he gets the wrong message.

By  perdix  |  29

You should suggest that for the sake of his balls' health, he ought to choose to eat an open-faced roast beef sandwich.

Much healthier than fried meat;)