By 1meme129 - 24/02/2016 14:12 - United States - Denver

Today, my little cousin told me about how he never wipes his ass, because if he doesn't he doesn't need to wash his hands. FML
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Welshite 39
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Solid logic, that. He's making great strides in the theory of hygiene.

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tin_cup 27
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No high-fives with him.

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gentleman54 8
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What a crappy thing to do

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Stephencharis 14

oh myyyy! not when I am eating....

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krazy789 28
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Hey @gentleman54 i guess you're new here. We avoid the "shitty" and "crappy" puns.

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milehigh52 22
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#35 No we don't. There is a few comments like that on every FML that has to do with shit. However, people do down vote the hell out of it. But it doesn't seem to matter. Those comments seem inevitable.

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kayposion 17
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Or maybe his favourite colour is brown?

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Bluedy 17

DEM JOKES!

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unsealingkale 18
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You didn't even try

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Welshite 39
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Solid logic, that. He's making great strides in the theory of hygiene.

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isnobodyhere 32

Oh goodness...

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kayayye 22
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that's gross. how old is your cousin?

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arielmr116 18
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The fml does say "little cousin". Here's hoping he's under the age of 5 and doesn't know better

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moodyreallyrocks 27
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Needs a lesson in hygiene and sanitation..

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whysojealous 18
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Unfortunately, I've met lots of children who try to justify not washing hands so you arn't alone OP -_-

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tin_cup 27
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No high-fives with him.

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milehigh52 22
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Why not? His hands are clean. His ass however, well that's a different story.

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nash1991 20
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Stories like these make me wonder why I'm in medical school at all. If everyone follows impeccable logic like this kid, I'll be outta patients in no time.

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tantanpanda 26

You'll still get patients either way, from people with skin infections to people in the ER because of their fantastic logic.

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