By Anonymous - 8/11/2018 22:00
Today, my landlord sent me a text asking me to please keep it down because our loud Wednesday night sex sessions are disturbing other tenants in the building. Wednesday is my night shift every week so my wife is home alone, or at least I thought she was. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  28

That’s so sad. The tenants should be complaining about every night because of the sex noise coming from your apartment, not just when the side piece comes in.

Up your game, man!

  RichardPencil  |  28

I turn my porn way up because I don’t want to miss any of the scintillating dialog. I wouldn’t want to miss any subtle plot points because I couldn’t hear the witty banter.

By  PenguinPal3017  |  19

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

By  Paul B. Gyurcsanszky  |  14

Better hope she just watching dirty movies!