By Anonymous - 08/11/2018 22:00

Today, my landlord sent me a text asking me to please keep it down because our loud Wednesday night sex sessions are disturbing other tenants in the building. Wednesday is my night shift every week so my wife is home alone, or at least I thought she was. FML
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damn, dude. i'm sorry. :(

I really hope for your sake it’s an honest mistake on your landlord’s part that it could be another tenant making that much noise not your wife.

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damn, dude. i'm sorry. :(

Sounds like a homecumming queen.

That’s so sad. The tenants should be complaining about every night because of the sex noise coming from your apartment, not just when the side piece comes in. Up your game, man!

Sounds like she subconsciously wants you to find out.

I really hope for your sake it’s an honest mistake on your landlord’s part that it could be another tenant making that much noise not your wife.

PenguinPal3017 19

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

Here's hoping its porn. Or you can really fuck her hard- financially.

So this is why divorce rates are so high

Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Better hope she just watching dirty movies!

Time to scrub your ass and toilet with her electric toothbrush and take pictures of the act