By Carl - 16/10/2011 12:47 - United States

Today, my landlord compared me to his idiot son for not plunging a toilet. This is the same toilet he explicitly told me not to plunge last week, because of a possible leak into the basement. We have been peeing outside for a week waiting on him. FML
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bachooka 5
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Where have you been pooping?

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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In the litter box :O

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DrDilllonReese 12
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Keep peeing outside then.

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raphanne_fml 33
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Or plunge the toilet....

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DrDilllonReese 12
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Or use the landlord's toilet every time nature calls.

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Epsilonyx 15

Pee on your landlord. :D

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n_epic_fail 14

It's only because your in Kanas. Click your heals three times and everything will be fine.

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Damn_Hippster 11

Where do you do a number 2 then?

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austin0023 0

47- heels****

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Soreeyeah 17
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47 & 55. It's KANSAS.. Duh

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

57- If I may ask, how does your comment apply to 55?

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SeaMen 3
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63- 55 was correcting 47 trying to act smart but didn't realize a more obvious mistake....57 then pointed it out to 55 who isn't as smart he thinks he is

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

67- Thank you for clearing that up for me. I appreciate it =) Carry on..

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hinchkongfang 0
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Where have you been peeing? In the bushes?? Where do you do a poo???

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enonymous 8

Plunge the Bushes problem solved and your landlord will be happy

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FckYoCOUCH 6
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47 - learn to spell before trying to make a comment like that.

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Dani1123 0
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I agree. Keep peeing(:

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eurostar710 11
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And your poop?

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Brooke57 8
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Smart man...

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jacob4848 4

I bet OP's willy will become chilly this winter.

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btnhdude 0

~lovers wanna love, haters wanna hate, Idon'twantnoneoftheabove!... I wanna pee on youu!.... Drip drip drip! Pip pip pip! Turn your body!... Into a toilet potty!~

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Grimmerie 31
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85, WTF are you smoking?

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DrDilllonReese 12
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Something pretty strong...

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etphonehome10 0

agreeed with 102 something way too strong maybe?

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btnhdude 0

Dave Chapelle refference..

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McMike10 1
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That's a shitty situation

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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I have a fully loaded M4A1 carbine and i'm not afraid to use it....

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HeavyScout 0
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(insert generic threat here)

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narf887 4
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Hummm I have a full load in my pants does it make a difference

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ComTlancy 12
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Let's keep the toilet humour to a minimum guys. I'm feeling 'flushed' and these jokes are 'piss-weak'.

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flockz 19

68- just shat up.

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Justforlolz 14
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All these "shit" comments are pissing me off. Stop with that crap.

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superangryandy 2

21- it says you are from California so, automatic weapons are illegal. Also you are 16 years old so you cannot possess a rifle until you turn 18.

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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#116, Clearly I was joking about owning a M4A1 in california and I was expressing my rage against "shitty situation" comments. Understand jokes, it's a recurring theme in fml comments, plus I post outrageous stuff. Last thing, I do own a M4A1 carbine, but it's in an armory in my uncles ranch in El Salvador. ;)

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Turner_22 0
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3 - That comment is on every FML I have read today. -_-

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jaewow 0

That freakin sucks! I can say that I think he's an idiot!

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bachooka 5
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Where have you been pooping?

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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In the litter box :O

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meelo88 13
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just plunge the toilet...the basement is his problem......he has to man up sooner or later....he can't be ignorant forever

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KennKenn 0

Should have peed in his toilet.

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SlyTail 5

I would be aiming my piss at his car.

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aprilmayjune93 0

Urine trouble..

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IAmNotAnAnimal 9

You should piss on him.

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sarahmcgeee 5

darn, I was going to say that. haaha

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thisisafunnyname 12
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tell him to piss off

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LotsaLaughs 5

Haha, I get it

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ArentICute 0
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Block his toiletts and steal his plungers.

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