FML : Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where...

Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where he even heard the word, but the death glares my in-laws gave me made me want to shrivel up and die. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 22 January 2015 18:27 / United States - Katy

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By karma_kicks_back | 16

#6181089 - Friday 23 January 2015 5:46

I love how the in-laws instantly assumed it was your fault... because some kid at school couldn't have said that word to him, it's obviously your fault...
Bitches be trippin' my friend.

By dman1997 | 5

#6181074 - Friday 23 January 2015 5:44

At least he has a plan.

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By dman1997 | 5

#6181074 - Friday 23 January 2015 5:44

At least he has a plan.

Ambrily | 17

#6181093 - Friday 23 January 2015 5:46

He still has clearer ideas than mine, about what to do…

MichaelDeSanta | 20

#6181110 - Friday 23 January 2015 5:55

That kids going places, not college...but somewhere

JocelynKaulitz | 28

#6181298 - Friday 23 January 2015 12:01

#13, Who says he's not going to college? He can do both. The bills won't pay themselves, y'know.

earljonez | 22

#6181299 - Friday 23 January 2015 12:04

#13 I know a guy was a pimp while he was in college. His pimp name was Gator.....

Johnnycake23 | 42

#6181319 - Friday 23 January 2015 13:44

Gator needs his gat back you punk bitch!

fml_user_314 | 6

#6181744 - Friday 23 January 2015 22:13

omg guys its a joke don't take it so seriously

blazingshot147 | 19

#6183891 - Monday 26 January 2015 4:25

A plan that is 80% of graduating seniors don't even know...

By AGB10 | 19

#6181078 - Friday 23 January 2015 5:45

If he is serious you have a lot more to be worried about than just those glares OP

MrConcise | 34

#6181139 - Friday 23 January 2015 6:23

If he's not serious, some local jeweler is going to be a lot less wealthy in the future.

By bearstyle22 | 11

#6181080 - Friday 23 January 2015 5:45

atleast he will have a cool hat

DontClickOnMe | 28

#6181088 - Friday 23 January 2015 5:46

And a cane! Can't forget about that pimp cane.

kerstileann | 26

#6181195 - Friday 23 January 2015 7:58

And a very strong backhand!

By Testing1234 | 25

#6181082 - Friday 23 January 2015 5:45

You should talk to your son about that and make sure that your in laws know that it was all a misunderstanding and hopefully they'll understand. Good luck with your son

vcapelo | 19

#6181330 - Friday 23 January 2015 14:12

I don't really think anyone in my country would take that seriously.
They would probably just laugh and move on.
He's ten and don't know what he's talking about!

By karma_kicks_back | 16

#6181089 - Friday 23 January 2015 5:46

I love how the in-laws instantly assumed it was your fault... because some kid at school couldn't have said that word to him, it's obviously your fault...
Bitches be trippin' my friend.