Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where he even heard the word, but the death glares my in-laws gave me made me want to shrivel up and die. FML
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dman1997
| 5
At least he has a plan.
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Ambrily
| 27
He still has clearer ideas than mine, about what to do…
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MichaelDeSanta
| 20
That kids going places, not college...but somewhere
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JocelynKaulitz
| 28
#13, Who says he's not going to college? He can do both. The bills won't pay themselves, y'know.
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earljonez
| 22
#13 I know a guy was a pimp while he was in college. His pimp name was Gator.....
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Johnnycake23
| 42
Gator needs his gat back you punk bitch!
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fml_user_314
| 6
omg guys its a joke don't take it so seriously
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blazingshot147
| 19
A plan that is 80% of graduating seniors don't even know...
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AGB10
| 19
If he is serious you have a lot more to be worried about than just those glares OP
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MrConcise
| 34
If he's not serious, some local jeweler is going to be a lot less wealthy in the future.
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bearstyle22
| 11
atleast he will have a cool hat
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
And a cane! Can't forget about that pimp cane.
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kerstileann
| 26
And a very strong backhand!
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Testing1234
| 25
You should talk to your son about that and make sure that your in laws know that it was all a misunderstanding and hopefully they'll understand. Good luck with your son
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vcapelo
| 19
I don't really think anyone in my country would take that seriously.
They would probably just laugh and move on.
He's ten and don't know what he's talking about!
They would probably just laugh and move on.
He's ten and don't know what he's talking about!
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karma_kicks_back
| 16
I love how the in-laws instantly assumed it was your fault... because some kid at school couldn't have said that word to him, it's obviously your fault...
Bitches be trippin' my friend.
Bitches be trippin' my friend.
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juststephhere
| 23
So that's what he's learning at school!
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enddmd
| 27
Thanks common core!
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graceface1031
| 7
Once I screamed the word "hooker" when I was little while my neighbors were out on their deck. I'm sure they heard.
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theawkwardlife
| 21
Wow what a compelling story! Than what happened?????
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LaColombianita
| 26
I wouldn't stress it. He probably has no idea what it means lol but then again, kids grow up so fast nowadays so he probably does.
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pressingreset
| 13
he is ten. he knows what the word means.
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captainsmegma
| 12
Quick. Get that boy some bitches.
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vampy719
| 17
Lmao I can't stop laughing you will find this funny in the end and tell ur in laws to take a joke smh
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Know what's not a joke? Punctuation.
Bitches be trippin' my friend.