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By why... - / Tuesday 5 June 2012 17:21 / United States
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Because the cops shot the guy FIVE times before he went down, I'm guessing one of them was in the head.. Have you heard about the mother eating her baby, the dude eating his roommate, and there have been a few other ones out there too. I don't believe this is a "zombie pandemic" but some freaky shit is going on.

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Because the cops shot the guy FIVE times before he went down, I'm guessing one of them was in the head.. Have you heard about the mother eating her baby, the dude eating his roommate, and there have been a few other ones out there too. I don't believe this is a "zombie pandemic" but some freaky shit is going on.

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#71, how do you figure drugs weren't involved...? In the Miami incident, the tox report showed high enough levels of several lethal chemicals (in bath salts) to kill a horse. The guy had just been doin the shit so long he had built up a high tolerance & this last trip was a bad one.

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The guy had a virus that is highly contagious and makes you crave flesh he was not on bath salts. The guy who threw his intestines at the police on the other hand may have been doing the bath salts. Jesus people do your research and the wannabe porn star that killed his boyfriend ate him and fucked his dead body was just fucked in general and use to kill kittens and post it on the internet he was not a 'zombie' he was just a messed up psychopath who wanted to be famous. But the zombies are stil

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^All I hear is a conspiracy theorist who found his way to FML and spreads his bullshit and calls us ignorant, while never stating his sources, facts, or any factual information. Let me guess, you're also a 9/11 truther, anti-goverment tin-foil wacko.

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You think being famous automatically makes these people right? Are you nuts? And for the record, I have researched this and a bunch of other conspiracy theories. Hell, I used to buy into that shit, but then I grew up and started using my brain and critical thinking. Maybe one day you will too.

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LOL @kevinn95. "the end is near! The end is near!".... Bring on the apocalypse.. I can't wait to have to earn my existence and watch the weak go extinct. Prepare yourselves people..

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kevinn95 - You really do give us (people who work in the media industry) more credit than we truly deserve. If I were to reverse your 9/11 argument - could I suggest that, perhaps, the terrorists got inspired by the films which talked about such stuff. Don't quote me on that. In fact, don't quote me on anything at all for it's bullshit.

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105- really?! The government "plans" this stuff?! Like the government really planned out the 9/11 attack? What else? Did they plan the assassination of John F. Kennedy? Or the civil war? Or how about the titanic sinking? SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! The government isn't going to purposely spread a virus that will kill millions, so get the fuck out of here with your bullshit.

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Are people really this dumb ? At gun stores they label things as "zombie" killers and jack up the price and people buy it. There even is an expensive ammo that claims to be "approved for zombie killing".

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188 you can't just invent cancer. I had it when I was 4 it just happens. Animals get cancer to its life and a way of killing off people so the world doesn't over populate. Just like this new zombie disease it's just another way for earth to kill off people.

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So when are the blue aliens showing up? Been a lot of them in the movies lately. I hear that they are teaming up with the wizards from hog warts to come anally probe you. What that's just your uncle... God damn conspiracy theorists need to have a media ban on them

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Sorry for not keeping with the FML, but 188, I have three questions for you. 1. Why do you think that the government created cancer? 2. Do you know what cancer is, and I mean on a biological level? 3. What is your daily bathsalt intake?

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Seriously people need to to their research of they're gonna make accusations and assumptions. Rudy Eugene was shot twice not 5 times. Toxicology reports are not finished yet so the statement that he was for sure on bath salts is false as is the statement that he had a virus. Yes, the police think he was on an LSD like bath salts at the time but won't know for sure until the reports are in. If you're gonna try to convince people that the apocalypse is upon us then at least get your facts straight

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Well if the current movies are for what's to come...well I'm looking forward to seeing capt America! Yum! Oh but wait, does that men in black are real too?? Omg and talking Lego pirates?? Get a grip.

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He wasn't high on bath salts his body was the host of an unknown virus they named LQP-79 which shuts down the body's organs and makes the brain crave human flesh. 17 people have been effected by this virus and they have quarantined them. TL;DR: shits going down

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LQP-79? Are you fucking serious? You'll believe anything you read with no sources, no references, no proof of any kind, nothing. Here, one of many debunkings, because ya'know, apparently the burden of proof's on the sane people these days: http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/lqp-79.asp

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There is nothing wrong with Kevin thinking or preparing for an unexpected chain of events. I even at times wish the damn zombies would just hurry up and get their attack over with. (little joke) Joking aside, if everyone thought exactly the same as everyone else, not only would this be a boring world, but the first disaster to come along would wipe everyone out. Too many people live their lives with nothing saved up and nothing to show for all their hard work. If everyone put at least a little

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Well You Just Have It All Figured Out Don't You? What are you basing this off? Bullshit from the Internet and Bigger Bullshit in Pop Music. What wouldn't they say to get noticed? What wouldn't any of you say to get noticed? Fucking Conformists

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I'm a conspiracy theorist to a degree, and even I find this zombie thing impossible and annoying that kids actually believe it. Even worse are the kids who think Left 4 Dead gave them actual zombie survival skills.

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Look up bath salts and the TOXIC chemicals in it. It's a permeant high like cocaine and meth in one. U either end up in a coma cuz ur brain dead ( not enough cells to function) cuz of ur rapid heart rate at 196 hense of being naked its like a heart attack while u hallucinate or drop dead. It's called delirium for a reason. My a nurse piractoner.

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No man you got it wrong black ops taught me how to survive, with skills like mytery box, death machine, barriers that rebuild without a hammer and I think you get the rest

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#71: Yes. A lot of people do drugs. And how many of them do you hear about where the drugs literally eat the flesh of the user, all the way down to the bone, and people walk around looking like half-skeletons? That happens, too. Look up crocodile. Different drugs to different things. "Bath salts" makes you eat people, pot makes you eat snack food and taco bell, and crocodile eats you.

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Actually, a "true zombie" is someone that has died & been reanimated by witch craft or black magic & is now under the control of a living person. They've only been adapted into the flesh eating monsters we know today within the last 40 years or so.

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3 - when a psychotic, flesh eating "person" one day comes and starts attacking and ripping your body apart, then maybe you'll start believing that some of the shit you're hearing is true. There may not be "zombies" but because of the horrible reactions and side effects this Bath Salts has, it can create a serious issue if more people continue to do it. There's already been multiple cases in a short time frame of similar things happening involving humans eating or viciously

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93- stop crying bro, it was just a crazy guy on drugs-_____- Geez, you people act like you never heard of that before. There's been more then one case! That does not mean everyone else is going to go insane too!

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166 - I know that but that was a good attempt at trying to educate someone. If you didn't notice, you also contradicted what you said. Yeah, it was "just a crazy guy on drugs", but there have been more similar cases from this same drug, like you so kindly pointed out. Which brings me back to my previous comment, it's obvious at this point that more and more people are taking this drug, biting/eating other human beings, and there's a chance it can become much bigger than just a few peo

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He quit his job. There's not much playing in that. Should she quit hers too? Believing in a zombie apocalypse is one thing. It can be passed off as a quirk. But prepare for that in your spare time. OP, remind him that he won't have money to stock up on supplies now unless he works. If he doesn't act rationally within a set timeframe (my limit would be a month to get over it all), it may be time for counseling.

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This T-virus is just what was made when Alex Mercer took a shit, and that piece of shit took a shit, and that piece of shit took a shit, and that piece of shit created its own Gentek, and the virus created by that Gentek took a shit. Thats what created the T-virus.

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233 - Prototype's virus technically created mutants, not zombies. And I really hope OP's hubby isn't one of those people that thinks that his zombie paranoia/ zombie movie and game collection is going to help him survive if there were one to begin with.

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Maybe I mis-worded. I meant "don't fuck with them" like, "Don't underestimate them." It doesn't really make sense to me, now, the way I worded it. But that's what I meant and I hope it makes sense to everyone else now :P

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no, buying guns would be no more fucking with zombies than would be buying guns be fucking with african big game animals. just buying a fun is not fucking with them, although strolling through your neighborhood shooting zombies would, indeed, be "fucking with them"

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25- Anyone reading the statement made would know that I was reading between the lines. He suggested buying the gun, why? To show off to his grandma? To threaten cops with it? No, to kill zombies. That's how he would be fucking with them.

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The zombie apocalypse could be happening. Take my little mountain town for example. People here are lethargic, quick to bite your head off and have the intelligence of a potato. All that keeps them from being zombies is the beating heart.

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Come on! Who told you that it must be an animated body without a heartbeat to be a "zombie"? That's just the Hollywood zombie. We can't know for sure that if a zombie apocalypse breaks out, it will be the Hollywood zombies looking for brains! Maybe the real zombies will be some disease making people insane, and how can we not know that they will go for your feet instead of brain? Think different! They might go for your heart, or just genitals... We can't know until it happens.

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103, A few famous movies (I am legend, the crazies) were both about living zombies who were just people affected by a virus. I think your point should be about drugs, not disease. And one of the "zombies" in Maryland did eat his roomates heart and BRAIN, so in the unlikely situation of a zombie apocalypse, they may still go for the brains.

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Quitting your job to build forts because you think the world as you know is ending is not a minor problem. Jumping straight to divorce is harsh but the issue should be addressed seriously.

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