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Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML
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  yuggi1  |  11

Hey! I don't appreciate your comments! I actually had this happened to me. I speak from experience! Yes, it was a drunk bastard. No, it wasn't me. Yes, I had to clean the filth up at the crack of damn. It was one of the nastiest things I'd ever done. I had to buy a new fridge because of the awful, never going away smell.
So you can grab your condescending comments and shove them up your rectums. >:) lolololol.

  yuggi1  |  11

I neither think or care. I post for the pleasure of posting. I'm not even upset. My playful smile and the "lolol"s at the end will clarify that. Where am I you ask? Well, not sitting in the toilet trying to pass time and logs. Certainly not THAT.

By  calilovesneb  |  12

For awhile, my cat used to try I attack anyone who tried to clean out her litter box. It was ridiculous. We had to do it while she was downstairs and then once she found out that it was clean she started peeing around the house. Crazy felines.