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By  guckylynn  |  19

you're too lazy to fix the caps yet not lazy enough to explainyoire lazy? yeah that makes sense. also how does he wear shoes comfortably? if my toenails are even a little too long, my shoes kill my toes.

  Fekenator  |  0

yea it does make sense, it's not only LESS buttons to push, it's also an irrational procrastination that can make a person do something the longer way as long as it's the same way or an easier way

By  AntiChrist7  |  0

Any man with long nails is gay.

Besides, that he even don't wants to cut them (which doesn't look like much trouble), makes him a dick. You shouldn't have married a dick. YDI

By  madsin  |  0

This happened to me once, minus the stitches. But I bled all over the white sheets in the middle of the night, and still have a scar on my foot!

  Unregistered  |  0

you mean put the person that most likely bought the bed, the couch and porch? Exacttly how does that work, in MOST households (not all) the man is the main provider, the wife may contribute or takes care of the house, so why the fuck would he be sleeping on the couch when he fucking bought the bed if anything she should sleep on the couch if she finds it that much of a nuisance

  sooverit01  |  0

Are you serious? Well then the OPs husband can use the nail clippers HE bought to cut his nails, while sleeping on HIS couch.

You sound like your stuck about 50 years ago, get with the times. Oh, and in this post and the other one i read of yours on a different FML, you cant stop saying the word 'fuck'. It doesnt make your point any more right when you use fuck as every second word. Idiot.

  xladylarienx  |  18

Ever heard of shared bank accounts? Usually, once two people are married, they buy things together, especially expensive things like a house or furniture. I seriously doubt that it would be "his" house and that she just moved in with him. Could be, but I don't think so. And even so, unless they signed a prenuptial agreement, everything he owns is hers as well.

  birds_fml  |  7

Better yet, refuse to sleep in the same bed with him. Most people have a spare bedroom... buy another bed and sleep in there until he cuts his nasty ass nails.

Or divorce him, since he apparently doesn't give a damn about making the tiniest bit of effort to avoid hurting you.

By  IndigoKitty  |  3

Cut them while he sleeps. and i'd seriously worry about your relationship. its the little things that count. if he won't even cut his toenails for you, and had a good laugh with the doctor over it, well, he's obviously a bit of an arsehole. FYL