Family matters

Hahaha!!

how is that funny at all? jerk

it is funny you joy killing asshole

oh em gee. that's terrible!!!

who emails their husband?

68. The husband emailed the whole family and the aunt emailed the whole family (attempting to email only the husband of op). Neither of the spouses exchanged emails to one another.

"his aunt clicked "reply all" while emailing HER husband" (as in the Uncle) not OPs husband. She was probably emailing the Uncle at work... otherwise she would have said while emailing MY husband

oooh they irony! you should have replied: you're the one with a bitchy reply, sent to everybody by mistake... who's the dumb bitch then?

Why the hell is there a reply all button to begin with?

Today, I got an email from my Nephew about his daughter upcoming birthday. I replied to my husband saying I'd rather make an excuse saying were out of town than see that dumb bitch. Turns out I hit reply all. FML.

Thats exactly what I was thinking! F the aunts life!

what a bitch

The OP should "accidentally" reply all with a note to her own husband saying "I took the high road and invited them, but we can hope your insufferable Aunt makes up another one of her lame excuses and doesn't show. Maybe she's figured out none of us can stand her, but I doubt it since if she really knew just how much everyone hates her, or heard even half of what's said behind her back she'd move to another continent. Gotta feel for your Uncle though, poor guy!"

this should be he only comment on here!! awesome!

Groovis, that's the most awesome thing I've ever heard!!!

Now everyone in the family knows what a total bitch she is.

What If she is not? What If the aunt is the real total bitch?

That's what I meant :) sorry if it wasn't clear.

Sounds like the aunt really is one. Pretending to be unavailable to go to her nephew's kids party simply because she doesn't like the mom is pretty bitchy to me.

Well it sounds like you won't have to deal with her, so that's good right?

Reply all: who's the dumb bitch now, auntie?

I agree. Now that the e-mail has been sent to everyone, it deserves a fitting reply.

the aunt truly is a dumb bitch. she sent to all and she won't go to the party because of the "dumb bitch" :)it's sorta of a contradictory thing I guess

your response should have been something along the lines of:
well at least this dumb bitch is smart enough to know how to send an email!! now that we know you'll most definately be attending as you won't be out of town.. see you there!

I would then also maybe show her how well laxatives work in her drink...

haha, u stole my comment! lol not really. but it was funny :).

love Its

I wish there was a like button . your funny (:

Nnnniiiiiiccccceeeeee!

There is a like button ... on the website .

haha well let's just say I've had a very similar situation before.. that's what i did :)

At least you know how she really feels now. So you no longer have to send any invites, or be nice to her rude ass.

Did you ever think she could have been referring to one of her other nephew's wife? Or did you just win the Jumping to Conclusions contest?

Maybe the OP is the only one who the aunt could be referring to.
And even if it was meant for someone else, it's still a really bitchy thing to say.

And maybe astrology is real, and maybe Shakespeare didn't write his plays, and maybe Elvis is still alive and working in a 7-11 in Dubuque, and maybe KaySL is actually a transvestite, and maybe Doortje is a 3-headed tentacled alien who had a love child with William Shatner.

All the maybes and no facts. That's what makes FML fun!

That last one is not a maybe, his name is Jimmy and he's three now.

You got me, Doc, you sneaky little fucker. I knew I shouldn't have left all those blood- and shit-stained panties with "PROPERTY OF KAYSL" etched into them, lying around, it was just asking for trouble. But if you don't leave this shit to taunt legendary detectives with, how the fuck are you supposed to have any fun in life?

Ha! I fucking knew you...um...shit-stained...uh...

Ew.

Doc might I ask what is your profile picture of?

Of course you may ask. It doesn't mean I'll tell you.

No, I'm kidding. It's a perforated gastric ulcer that I repaired about 2 weeks ago.

it looks like someone shoved a coke bottle up their ass if you ask me:/

doctor, will we ever see a picture of you? I mean all of those wonderful comments, and no face to go with them...

MyMuffinsAreDead, you should get your eyes checked out. The big blue thing in the middle is the perforated gastric ulcer. Sheesh, don't you have any knowledge of the human anatomy at all?

He said "it LOOKS like..."
And i have to admit , it does look like someone shoved a bottle up his ass .
To be honest , no one actually cares . + Doc had already told us where the bottle was..

Ok, ok...I changed my picture, because the gastric ulcer was repulsing too many people. The coke bottle in the ass picture seems to be getting a better reception.

MrBond007, I doubt anyone here is really interested in seeing what I look like.

That's where you're wrong Doc! I bet lots of people want to know what you look like :')
And when has repulsing other people ever stopped you before?!

#96: Facepalm.

yes, doortji and I make two, how many more do you need doc, just give me a number!

That's why it's a sarcastic comment. Unless he has changed his photo since this was posted. Either way posting a comment like that makes you look like an idiot.

well 2 of my 6 aunts are dumb bitches the 2 steal, and one has a hoarding problem

I would reply to the email and say "who's the dumb bitch who can't use a f*** computer?"