Today, my husband's old fraternity brother came to visit. He...

By Kristin - 3/1/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, my husband's old fraternity brother came to visit. He fell out of his car, puked, then passed out drunk in our driveway. We got him to the bathroom where he fell asleep. He woke up at 4am, wandered around the house naked, pooped in my trash can, then passed out again. FML

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By takeapieandrun | 9

#1922712 - Monday 3 January 2011 9:07

At least he pooped in the trashcan...

By Argento1301 | 0

#1922719 - Monday 3 January 2011 9:07

sounds like a fun guy

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By takeapieandrun | 9

#1922712 - Monday 3 January 2011 9:07

At least he pooped in the trashcan...

missjessicaaaa | 0

#1923001 - Monday 3 January 2011 10:12

true that! like if he pooped on the floor or on the couch. still an fml thoughhh

SupKev | 0

#1923394 - Monday 3 January 2011 12:36

Blame it on the alcohol! haha

tysen97 | 0

#3438834 - Sunday 16 October 2011 7:26

This sounds like something that could come out of You, Me, and Dupree. WIN

By Argento1301 | 0

#1922719 - Monday 3 January 2011 9:07

sounds like a fun guy

jason2468 | 0

#1922757 - Monday 3 January 2011 9:14

ikr

Crncj | 0

#2859486 - Sunday 10 July 2011 6:27

bet he reliving the good ol' days

By The_Dude_Abides_ | 0

#1922724 - Monday 3 January 2011 9:09

epic!!!

hudson155 | 0

#1924964 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 2:00

THATS OK OP, I FORGIVE YOU!!!

By jordo44 | 0

#1922734 - Monday 3 January 2011 9:09

YDI, sorry. shouldve just left em outside, drunk ppl + 12 am--6 am = some kinda crazy shit.

By j_cat187 | 19

#1922743 - Monday 3 January 2011 9:12

r u suppose 2beable to see ur own comment?

Buchitoo | 4

#1922768 - Monday 3 January 2011 9:16

No you are not. If you see it then there's something wrong. :-P

AZMarine | 0

#1922794 - Monday 3 January 2011 9:19

Either that ^ or drugd will make you think it isnt even there

The_Dude_Abides_ | 0

#1922798 - Monday 3 January 2011 9:19

if you can see your own comment then it means your comp is infected and you should restore it back to factory condition before you lose all your data!!!

youngclench | 0

#1923099 - Monday 3 January 2011 10:53

Seeing your comment is a symptom of corrosive retinas. Visit a doctor man, you should be concerned.

By dwdrummerpro | 0

#1922752 - Monday 3 January 2011 9:14

did he at least wipe after he pooped?
that would be pretty gross if he past out with a stinky/shitty butthole.

ajfraser | 3

#1923051 - Monday 3 January 2011 10:32

well that would just be a shitty situation wouldn't it? no pun intended

By AZMarine | 0

#1922754 - Monday 3 January 2011 9:14

OP, did your husband truely even get out of that drunk-off-his-ass stage?

JuuuusssstFML | 0

#1922819 - Monday 3 January 2011 9:22

it's not her husband

By mintcar | 9

#1922759 - Monday 3 January 2011 9:14

I cannot stand to be around those who drink to the point of complete inebriation.
FYL.

unidentified_sta | 5

#1922791 - Monday 3 January 2011 9:19

I would imagine that gets easier the more intoxicated the person in question. It is like a hill analogy with the downhill replacing the uphill.

leaannec30 | 18

#7427852 - Wednesday 22 March 2017 0:30

i agree there comes a time in ones life where growing up should happen and that includes not making an ass out of ones self when drunk. knowing your limit of alcohol consumption generally comes with growing up, or at least it should.

By WizardLlama | 0

#1922770 - Monday 3 January 2011 9:17

LOLOL
omg he pooped in your trash can!!!!!! LOL
:D

By rafiki19 | 1

#1922853 - Monday 3 January 2011 9:32

why woukd you take him in the house ? leave him on the driveway i say . or , better yet put him on the neighbours lawn .