By Local Welsh
Today, my husband's cousin told me it's a tradition that I should have sex with the eldest male cousin (him) as a rite of passage, and I probably don't know this being of foreign origin. I emigrated here and met my husband when we were 6. FML
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By  DMA  |  11

Careful, OP. Sounds like you might be living in fanfic for an obscure fantasy novel. Watch out for words that sound like they were made up on the spot and Mary Sues.

  KittyMack  |  13

"to other guys"!? You think the husband is the victim here? This poor lady has a sleazeball harassing her- SHE is the victim.
You sound like one of those red pill douches who don't consider women real people, just trophies.

By  KittyMack  |  13

It's pretty wild how some guys think women are so stupid we'd fall for the silliest manipulation attempts. My own worst one was the dingus claimed we had been lovers in a previous life.
It's so much more offensive than a simple "DTF?" because not only are they trying to lie their way into your pants, but they are making it clear they think you have an IQ around five.
Tip: Letting a gal know you think she's stupid AF is NOT a good seduction strategy.

  DragonMaiden7  |  15

Surprisingly, Mormons actually believe that they are married in Heaven, and when they come to Earth are destined to be married here too. So he might have been Mormon.