Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
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kwight404
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HHAHAHA DITCH THAT LOSER.
you dont deserve that! you should go make a fantasy house and fantasy boyfriend to make him jealous!! (:
you dont deserve that! you should go make a fantasy house and fantasy boyfriend to make him jealous!! (:
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omgcookeys
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all men dream of being single and awesome, I, as a girl, wouldn't mind at all.
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22cute
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#2 that's not the way marriage works.
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soiree_fml
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At least he didn't have a girlfriend who was your polar opposite. But still, fyl
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catacombhome
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He rules! It's obviously you who sucks since you are offended by a game.
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awsumelefants
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haha im sorry that sucks
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SasuNaru_fml
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LOL
Sorry, but you gotta slap him or something.
Sorry, but you gotta slap him or something.
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derriduh
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Oh please, just because it's a domestic game doesn't mean that it's a domestic fantasy that he has built. Maybe he truly uses the game as a way to completely get away from EVERYONE. It's not like he replaced you with a stripper named Candi.
Everyone needs an escape, this could be like his forest of solitude.
Everyone needs an escape, this could be like his forest of solitude.
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flying_vegan
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I like that you spelt Candi with an i to avoid any confusion about her ever being anything other than a stripper :)
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Ares81
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Fortress not forest
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pinkpikachu
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gg
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eggnogg
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my mum eats cheerios in front of the TV in her underwear
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ring13
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WTF?!
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fireandice92
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Ha! I'm a simmer myself, don't take it personally. He just needs some him time
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JoyHeart
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Why does he need a wife in his dream house? At least he didn't put a 'perfect woman' in it. Maybe this is his way of saying he needs you to back off and give him some alone time. I personally see nothing wrong with a wifeless house at all. If he'd made a perfect woman, then I'd be a little miffed, but since he didn't I suggest you not get offended by it.
Everyone needs an escape, this could be like his forest of solitude.