Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML
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tbear4prez
| 14
I think you actually have to try to miss when pooping...
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Patriots21
| 14
Tell him to place his fartbox over the water, not the toilet seat.
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Patriots21
| 14
Tell him to place his fartbox over the water, not the toilet seat.
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Ms_ValS
| 27
You mean to say that your husband simply left his shit that missed the toilet bowl for you to clean? You should tell him that he's a grown ass adult and you are not his maid. Frankly, I'd just kick his ass.
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HAMY_fml
| 23
How?
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bahamit
| 18
He's just trying to help get you used to future potty training. Still that sucks...
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theTravinator
| 21
I'd recommend having a bathroom where the whole floor is a pit of kitty litter, that way it's impossible to miss unless he defies the odds and shits horizontally at the wall
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iAlissa
| 34
That'd be so disgustingly impressive.
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ironmany_fml
| 23
It is not that difficult to shit on the wall actually
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giantsfan2010
| 23
I know right just stick your ass on the wall and let it go
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BigJoeZD
| 16
@35 His response in spite is to shit outside the bathroom door
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tbear4prez
| 14
I think you actually have to try to miss when pooping...
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emeraldisle
| 30
Why do men think this is acceptable behaviour? My fiancé does the same thing. Luckily it's been only piss so far.
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kmaheynoway
| 25
Please, don't generalize men. As a man myself I would never do this.
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Markovski
| 18
I am a man and I don't do that, ever.
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milehigh52
| 22
Maybe it's your taste in men that is the problem. I'd appreciate it if you didn't generalize men just because your fiancé is gross.
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Llama_Man2000
| 26
Tell him that if he does it again you will make him wear a diaper.
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vikky538
| 28
It only works if OP doesn't have to change his diapers now and then
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az1z_official
| 17
He has defiantly been playing too meany angry birds
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az1z_official
| 17
I mean definitely ^
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ontheFLY4
| 25
I think you also mean many.
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e_is_for_eli
| 12
pretty sure the spelling wasn't the primary issue with this comment
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shemademedoit
| 20
to start off. what does angry bird have to do with toilet aim? I don't think he goes to take a dump angry.
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Uuhohspagettios
| 6
He probably meant that he was too busy playing a game while on the toilet to worry about being clean and getting the deed done.
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WCARlover
| 34
The only thing I can think of was he did it to "get back at you" for nagging him about him missing when he was peeing
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fakedsincerity
| 32
eugh. I'd like to believe there are no grown men out there that childish and disgusting. D:
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joshi42
| 16
But how?
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insideoutoreo33
| 8
It takes some serious talent to miss the toilet taking a duece...fyl op
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Bragi
| 12
Was he drunk?
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devildog562
| 33
Does it matter ? I can understand drunk peeing but wtf.
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laden_swallow09
| 34
With inebriation, all logic goes out the door.