FML : Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, "Hey, whatever...

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Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, "Hey, whatever happened to that fat bitch you dated in your third year?" We've been dating since his second year. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 11 January 2011 19:06 / United States

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By machiko_fml | 0

#1956423 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:53

Either you lost major weight to where they can't recognize you, or he was cheating on you with a fat woman.

By furburger | 0

#1956502 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:08

A pimp-ass husband's response: I married that cow and fucked the weight off her, like a boss. How's your brisket? (said loudly)

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By zacharytk72 | 5

#1956393 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:49

HAHA wow fyl

titanic12beth | 0

#1956511 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:09

ok maybe THEY just came to the conclusion that you were a fat bitch and your husband tried to stand up for you. maybe they meant 1st year, whatever the case, you're not fat or a bitch anymore.

skiier4life | 1

#1957137 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 7:07

it'd be funniest if he said, "I married her!"

KoRnLeader | 0

#1957240 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 8:56

winnnzzzzx!!!11111111

unfortunate_13 | 5

#1957408 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:41

this fml must have been followed by a very awkward silence

5h1Ft3R | 0

#1957632 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 10:56

haha sucks to be you OP

Yes_I_Own_It | 0

#1958126 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 13:02

awwww:( you're the fat bitch. that sucks. sorry

doctor_itsmylife | 3

#1959893 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 23:01

so either you were a fat bitch (which is good if now you are not one anymore) ORRRR he cheated on u with an ugly bitch. so which one?

Sexy_Lexi_Gonz | 0

#1961280 - Thursday 13 January 2011 9:16

that really hurts

nicole1784 | 0

#1963053 - Thursday 13 January 2011 17:47

are u the fat bitch or did he cheat on you with a fat bitch?

forever2life | 0

#2758731 - Saturday 25 June 2011 22:48

when I read it I was like "LOL" haha

justynicole | 0

#3099551 - Saturday 13 August 2011 10:14

Congrats on losing so much weight! :)

Futacy | 29

#4929039 - Thursday 13 September 2012 22:56

I'm sort of confused, is OP the fat bitch or did her husband cheat on her with another fat bitch?

By froggermea | 5

#1956399 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:50

maybe they were talking about the OP and maybe she was so fat that when she lost weight they didnt recognize her lol

backdownbreh | 0

#1956694 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 1:05

oh shit really. that's the point of the FML dumbass

x_missystaceey | 0

#1956716 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 1:14

hahahha !!!

froggermea | 5

#1956748 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 1:50

dont have to be suck a jerk !

afallingstar | 22

#1956884 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 3:20

or her man was cheating then and she never knew...

Uscdrew1 | 6

#1956963 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 4:56

39, it also means that the OP's husband could've cheated on her.

Flamehog9 | 0

#1958965 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 14:45

don't have to be "suck" an idiot.

froggermea | 5

#1958971 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 14:51

lol wow. i failed on that.
39 u dont have to be SUCH a jerk!
lol thats better

EmperorChowilio | 21

#5977877 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 2:29

That or he cheated on her #39

By kelvinlauky | 2

#1956401 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:50

fyl.. lol

By machiko_fml | 0

#1956423 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:53

Either you lost major weight to where they can't recognize you, or he was cheating on you with a fat woman.

traze | 7

#1956542 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:17

Yeah...one of the two... is the explanation.

macskapingvin | 0

#1956555 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:19

Well done, you can understand English.

traze | 7

#1956601 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:35

( ? _ ? )(・￣・?)

apppiiee | 5

#3115484 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:03

I see what you did there..

By doublewide420 | 0

#1956425 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:53

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

percawesome | 0

#1957391 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:38

Husband...

RUSH777 | 0

#1959584 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 20:19

You're an idiot. if she WAS fat, she obviously isn't anymore.
You intellectually impoverished bigot.

TimeDisposalEngi | 14

#1961021 - Thursday 13 January 2011 7:46

You're not exactly prime real estate either, bud..

irockfendergirl | 0

#1961797 - Thursday 13 January 2011 11:58

102- That's what I was thinking. He's so quick to call someone fat, but he really needs to look in a mirror first.

By neondeath | 0

#1956438 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:55

1,000,000,000,000nd!!! WOOOT!

By TXCandy | 3

#1956442 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:55

dnt let those bastards in ur house anymore!

By bobkim302 | 0

#1956459 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:59

Wow! You never know what someone is going to say.

By perdix | 29

#1956462 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:00

He wasn't cheating -- he was "keeping his options open."

Evidently, the OP ended up the big winner in the long run, nosing out the bitch. Or maybe, the big loser, seeing what assholes he hangs out with.

Laxinitup | 18

#1956848 - Wednesday 12 January 2011 3:09

Dang, too bad some people beat me to it that he was cheating on her in college with a fat bitch! That or else she was fat and now is skinny; either way hilarious.