Today, my husband injured his back badly. He's taken three percocets, because according to him, he knows the dosage better than his doctor, and is demanding that I let him drive himself to work, with no pants on. FML
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ihaveasushicat
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Hide his keys...
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BigLatchZatch
| 14
In his pants - he'll never find them.
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ihaveasushicat
| 24
Hide his keys...
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BigLatchZatch
| 14
In his pants - he'll never find them.
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Better to ride with free willy
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nmrat
| 10
Holy crap, 8. You just made my day.
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junkman6
| 22
All joking aside courts love to hammer people for driving on painkillers. I had a dwi 5 years ago because I drove while on prescribed Percocet. 2 every 4 hours and I blacked out and drove somewhere then fell asleep in a parking lot. I was using the drug as intended I just had a bad reaction. I'm still paying the price in insurance and being branded as a "pill popper" every time a background check is done. It's worth calling male friends over to hold his ass down until the crazy passes.
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ksktwin84
| 14
Driving under the influence of narcotics can be just as bad as driving drunk. 2 Percocet every 4 hours might cause many people to black out. It doesn't matter if they're prescribed to you, the big disclaimer saying not to drive or operate heavy machinery is there for a reason.
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joshea123
| 10
Not to drive vehicles or use machinery until you know how this drug affects you. That's actually the normal warning
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junkman6
| 22
Didn't drive on purpose I was blacked out completely. Last I remember I was in my house in bed. Didn't have anyone around to stop me though was the issue.
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Grootensliven
| 10
Pants are always optional
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tournamentdecide
| 33
At least he wasn't in a mini skirt?
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MrSassypants
| 32
I don't see how that's a positive thing; everyone should wear mini-skirts.
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Stazza11
| 27
Nah mate kilts, kilts are the shit haha.
It's like I want to show you my feminine side but if you sneak a peak who knows what you will find XD
It's like I want to show you my feminine side but if you sneak a peak who knows what you will find XD
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kaytasha
| 17
I totally agree with the idea of all men in kilts
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GentlemanBastard
| 15
Real men wear skirts!
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Axipiter
| 24
Down with pants! Up with miniskirts!
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schhichick
| 14
Phil Dunphy is not a real man
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sweetest_jenn
| 18
Well at least he still has a shirt on.
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weswheatley
| 14
Or does he? bom Bom BOMM
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jvfelicio
| 13
What a waste of pixels this thread is.
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nesteremily
| 31
I've been on narcotics meds after surgeries and trust me, it's just like an other dug, crazy! lol
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Meettitan
| 14
Like Tylenol?
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ksks1234
| 33
I think you are on"narcotics meds" now.
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nesteremily
| 31
*narcotic meds, *any other drug. Autocorrect got me there
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GentlemanBastard
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Percocet is Oxycodone and Acetaminophen. Oxycodone is basically synthetic heroin, so yeah, they are just like any other drug. Specifically heroin.
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martin8337
| 35
Percocet and other prescription drugs are perfectly legal but highly addictive and dangerous. Pot is much safer but illegal, go figure.
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tournamentdecide
| 33
That is why they're prescription. Weed can be just as addive, and most states have medical marajuana for things like dialysis.
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thefmlman2011
| 35
Just get him to take the day off, if he's in pain, get him to rest.
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Ltsdragons
| 19
No shirt no shoes no service, he can still go to work :p
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mrhe3t
| 9
lol... and after all these years they still haven't added pants to the list.
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XBurytheCastleX
| 25
Keep him away from piercers and tattoo shops. People do crazy shit when they are high.
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cjwayy
| 22
Put him on lockdown for the rest of the day haha
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23lf
| 16
Take his pills, keys, or anything that can end up hurting him and give him the proper dosages.