Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML
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HannahMarshall
| 6
Mario Kart is a serious game.
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ILoveEggnog
| 7
I didn't know it was legal to marry ten year olds.
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Evenzzon
| 1
Well he need to beat you at something;) either you lose at Mario cart or live without an orgasm for the rest of your life;D fyl
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A83_fml
| 18
Hit him with a blue shell.
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lonkite101
| 14
Ummm sketch
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Evenzzon
| 1
Not as intimate tho:P
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DogsPaw
| 16
Well if he is finishing early I don't think she is getting much intimacy anyways.
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MDTeddy
| 13
She has a right to be good at Mario Kart.
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LennyComa
| 39
Blue Shells are the bane of every Mario Kart Player...Always keep a Invinceability Star just in Case....damn blue shells
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Il_Maestro
| 6
He's just using too many speed mushrooms in bed
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
Actually 105, if you use the mushroom the VERY SECOND the blue shell swoops down, you'll speed out of the way and dodge it. Yes, I'm sort of a nerd when it comes to these things, been playing Mario Kart since Nintendo64.
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tjv3
| 10
Well to quote the move White men can't jump: sometimes when you win, you actually lose.
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jatoraichu123
| 3
Ditto
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888pickles888
| 4
Damn....your husband needs to get a life
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littletinyME
| 5
Consequences come with skill.
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jackassiddy
| 8
And consequently her skills prevent her from coming..
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raaawwwrrZ
| 8
Wait... A woman did well in a driving game?
Am I the only one confused about that?
Am I the only one confused about that?
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
I'm baffled as well. Soon men will be winning in cooking games..
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LunaBee3105
| 3
hahaha great timing
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liindsey
| 25
Your husband sounds very immature.
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Alwayspullout
| 7
I think you meant to say awesome...
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raaawwwrrZ
| 8
3- you don't say
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HannahMarshall
| 6
Mario Kart is a serious game.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
So is Mario Party. Ah, the '64 era... Good old times.
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littletinyME
| 5
Mario Party 6 got me and my brothers hating each other. :) Good times.
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karmicsamadi86
| 9
Yes, yes it is
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
36- My cousins. Argh!! Lol.
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thebeautybleeds
| 17
This is why my boyfriend play Mario kart double dash and are always on a team in Mario party. :3
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
My bro just hated being beaten, so one time he actually took the wii and smashed it on the hardwood. I laughed my ass off when my mom came down, screaming. Ah, I love you James XD
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jackassiddy
| 8
So he needs to finish first so he will stop finishing first..
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Shadowvoid
| 33
Wow. I see what you did there. Clever. *applause*
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jackassiddy
| 8
*takes bow* *accepts roses*
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KMtheDrummer
| 6
Wow, two hilarious comments for two. Props,
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Torva_fml
| 16
Two for three, you ruined it.
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TunechiXXL
| 0
167 - 3 outta 4 huh?
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russfml
| 31
Lol, well he's a jerk off and I think you can one up him on that
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ILoveEggnog
| 7
I didn't know it was legal to marry ten year olds.
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TheDrudgeChild
| 4
Yes, because only children play video games. It's almost funny how people still think that.
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Hozu
| 3
More like the OP's husband has the attitude of a 10-year old.
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br0ccoli
| 14
My thoughts exactly.
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shannonreneee
| 11
24, I don't think I know anyone who thinks video games are for kids. I think these days they are aimed for teenagers to adults.
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Grimmerie
| 31
24 - hear that whooshing noise? It's the sound of 7's comment flying over your head.
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Ashlee0715
| 8
Wow, immaturity much? I feel bad for you.
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Ashlee0715
| 8
Really people? That IS immature and slightly stupid.
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
I think you should let him win. And then you win, and if you win everyone wins!
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challan
| 19
Nope! She needs to keep kicking his ass and then masterbate. Win win for her! ;)
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
No one wins when you have to masterbate lol.
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happle
| 21
51- You're doing it wrong.
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williamh327
| 5
Good logic
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BriBeHyper
| 2
Then let him win.
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katcot99
| 11
One doesn't just let him win.
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katcot99
| 11
Must you copy me?
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ladyLALAA
| 28
94's comment was funnier anyway, sorry to burst your bubble!
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Llama_Face89
| 33
96- someone had to improve your comment.
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hclover
| 0
Marion kart is serious shit! You cant just let him win!!!•_.