By Anonymous - United States - Sanford
  Today, my husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs for women. When I asked them what they were for, he said he wanted to spice up our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML
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  Pleonasm  |  34

Maybe he can't grow any hair down there...
I'm imagining a clown wig down there, him with a clown nose on, honking a little horn while doing her, and then squirting her with a flower in the face when he climaxes.

I guess it's just me.

By  theneatoburrito  |  8

Now that's a hairy situation! *Thumbs down*


I would say she should find out where he keeps them, then (b)raid the place in the middle of the night and trash them.

Or she could just strand her ground and tell him it's knot going to happen any time soon. Unless she lice that kind of thing.


I dread to think what OP's husband was thinking, I think we'd all be app-bald if it happened to us! But hair-nyway, maybe OP liked it, who knows :) I mane don't love it 'til you try it, right? Maybe he put the wigs on and they went 'fro it!

  rattusrattus  |  18

Dude, strap-ons are AWESOME.
But yeah, you should ask about stuff like this before actually buying them. "Would you be OK with me wearing ladies' wigs during sex?" would go down a lot better than "LOOK! WE'RE GONNA HAVE WIG NOOKIE!"

  Nordah  |  15

27 - I was thinking along the same line. Personally, I feel like these sorts of kinks should be out in the open prior to a marriage. I mean, it might be embarrassing, but if it gets you off, it gets you off. You need to make sure your partner is willing to meet you there or compromise.

By  RedPillSucks  |  31

An your response was...

1. Great, I got some rope and a whip from the sex shop, so this should be really fun.

2. Great, I'm going to grow out my vagina and armpit hair to match the wigs

By  perdix  |  29

Why won't you wear a wig? If he's finally making an effort to "spice up" your sex life, it means that he has been bored for quite a while.

If he wants to wear the wigs, boredom may be the least of your problems.

You ought to get a jacket and tie, and grow out your 'stache ;)

  Werken247  |  14

Agreed Perdix. I think it's more of FHL for being stuck with a prude that would refuse to even wear wig. Poor bastard prob hasn't had a blow job since they got married.

  emilyjgraham  |  34

Maybe he's always had a fantasy of having sex with 'different characters' or different types of women. If you think positively it's a lot better than him going and actually finding those other types of women and just wants to experience fun with his wife.