By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 20:26 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my husband came home, drunk and with lipstick smeared on his face. When I confronted him about it, he just slurred, "Ah don't worry babe, it ain't mine." FML
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It's not yours, and hopefully there won't be anymore from you ever again.

Well he's not wrong.... Sorry, OP. Sit him down for a highly uncomfortable chat when he's sober. Don't hold back.

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Why so many downvotes? Didn't he essentially say what everyone on FML wants to hear?

It's FML. Anything can be down voted lol.

Can't tell if you should've felt relieved if it were his to begin with...

My bad, I read the FML wrong. I thought the lipstick was on his mouth, I'm sorry.

It's not yours, and hopefully there won't be anymore from you ever again.

Honesty is the best policy.

What a douche canoe.

My new favorite term

Yep he's definitely a douche canoe :( sorry op

Haha I've never heard that before. True though.

That's when you know you need to change your priorities from him to something else.

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second chance or nah?

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Imma go with nah.

Imma go with HELL NAH!!

Well I sure hope it ain't his xD

Well he's not wrong.... Sorry, OP. Sit him down for a highly uncomfortable chat when he's sober. Don't hold back.

Your bio is nice for this FML