By kinkyapparently - 22/10/2015 14:47 - United States - San Juan Capistrano

Today, my husband broke his toe after tripping over a dog toy. Instead of telling the doctors what happened, he said it was "sex related". I had to sit there, beet red with embarrassment, getting weird looks while he giggled to himself. FML
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MrSassypants 32
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You should've said. "Yeah, and if you think the toe is bad, you should see his penis." The quickest way to hurt a man is to hurt his penis, figuratively or literally.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I probably would've just said, "If it was sex related, you weren't with me. I did see you trip over the dog toy, however." It's funny what people say in weird situations. Maybe he was just nervous or felt stupid for tripping over a dog toy?

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General_Cool 24
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Wasted first comment

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lostinareverie 21
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This proves my gender is full of big little boys.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I probably would've just said, "If it was sex related, you weren't with me. I did see you trip over the dog toy, however." It's funny what people say in weird situations. Maybe he was just nervous or felt stupid for tripping over a dog toy?

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Maybe it was a joke?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Well, I feel dumb for not even thinking of that possibility.

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KillerCheez 2
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Keep that guy lmfao

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AllyJo1231 15

Well, they say pay back is a bitch! Next time something happens embarrass him! :)

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MrSassypants 32
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You should've said. "Yeah, and if you think the toe is bad, you should see his penis." The quickest way to hurt a man is to hurt his penis, figuratively or literally.

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MRS_SILVER 11
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Or she could have said "We have to use his toe because it's bigger than his dick" haha

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MrSassypants 32
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No, it isn't the number one sign. My shirt that says "don't make fun of my penis" on the front of it is the number one sign of my genital insecurity.

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Abhimanyu 14

haha your comment was Savage af :D

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ERaj1123 18
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At least say that the sex was bad!

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LilMissCanadian 22
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Relationship goals.

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warped_executive 16
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Least he has a good sense of humor!

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hasooon 24
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Maybe he was just saying the truth?

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