By kinkyapparently - United States - San Juan Capistrano
Today, my husband broke his toe after tripping over a dog toy. Instead of telling the doctors what happened, he said it was "sex related". I had to sit there, beet red with embarrassment, getting weird looks while he giggled to himself. FML
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By  MrSassypants  |  32

You should've said. "Yeah, and if you think the toe is bad, you should see his penis."

The quickest way to hurt a man is to hurt his penis, figuratively or literally.

By  Hiimhaileypotter  |  52

I probably would've just said, "If it was sex related, you weren't with me. I did see you trip over the dog toy, however."

It's funny what people say in weird situations. Maybe he was just nervous or felt stupid for tripping over a dog toy?

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By  Hiimhaileypotter  |  52

I probably would've just said, "If it was sex related, you weren't with me. I did see you trip over the dog toy, however."

It's funny what people say in weird situations. Maybe he was just nervous or felt stupid for tripping over a dog toy?

By  MrSassypants  |  32

You should've said. "Yeah, and if you think the toe is bad, you should see his penis."

The quickest way to hurt a man is to hurt his penis, figuratively or literally.

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  MrSassypants  |  32

No, it isn't the number one sign. My shirt that says "don't make fun of my penis" on the front of it is the number one sign of my genital insecurity.