Today, my husband broke his toe after tripping over a dog toy. Instead of telling the doctors what happened, he said it was "sex related". I had to sit there, beet red with embarrassment, getting weird looks while he giggled to himself. FML
By
kinkyapparently
- United States - San Juan Capistrano
The quickest way to hurt a man is to hurt his penis, figuratively or literally.
It's funny what people say in weird situations. Maybe he was just nervous or felt stupid for tripping over a dog toy?