Today, my husband broke his toe after tripping over a dog toy. Instead of telling the doctors what happened, he said it was "sex related". I had to sit there, beet red with embarrassment, getting weird looks while he giggled to himself. FML
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zilfy
| 17
50 Shades
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General_Cool
| 24
Wasted first comment
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lostinareverie
| 21
This proves my gender is full of big little boys.
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Hiimhaileypotter
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I probably would've just said, "If it was sex related, you weren't with me. I did see you trip over the dog toy, however."
It's funny what people say in weird situations. Maybe he was just nervous or felt stupid for tripping over a dog toy?
It's funny what people say in weird situations. Maybe he was just nervous or felt stupid for tripping over a dog toy?
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
Maybe it was a joke?
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 49
Well, I feel dumb for not even thinking of that possibility.
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KillerCheez
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Keep that guy lmfao
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AllyJo1231
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Well, they say pay back is a bitch! Next time something happens embarrass him! :)
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MrSassypants
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You should've said. "Yeah, and if you think the toe is bad, you should see his penis."
The quickest way to hurt a man is to hurt his penis, figuratively or literally.
The quickest way to hurt a man is to hurt his penis, figuratively or literally.
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MRS_SILVER
| 11
Or she could have said "We have to use his toe because it's bigger than his dick" haha
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MrSassypants
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No, it isn't the number one sign. My shirt that says "don't make fun of my penis" on the front of it is the number one sign of my genital insecurity.
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Abhimanyu
| 14
haha your comment was Savage af :D
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ERaj1123
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At least say that the sex was bad!
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LilMissCanadian
| 22
Relationship goals.
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warped_executive
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Least he has a good sense of humor!
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hasooon
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Maybe he was just saying the truth?
The quickest way to hurt a man is to hurt his penis, figuratively or literally.
It's funny what people say in weird situations. Maybe he was just nervous or felt stupid for tripping over a dog toy?