FML : Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs"...

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Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 29 October 2013 17:01 / United States - Pulaski

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By woainishamu | 21

#5734416 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:42

Did a dinosaur teach him his education?

By DooleyFTW | 17

#5734423 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:44

It is amazing though to be honest! Like in the cars movie, it must've taken a really talented car trainer to make them all talk so perfectly!

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By woainishamu | 21

#5734416 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:42

Did a dinosaur teach him his education?

Fmeonce_shameonu | 15

#5734474 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:55

He married a wife with no ability to intake sarcasm. F his L

luckylucas26 | 9

#5734484 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:59

Ummm... Your grammar skills are also prehistoric.

MichellinMan | 20

#5734501 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 23:10

^ ummmm... There's actually nothing wrong with said person's grammatical skills.

Kamon97 | 23

#5734503 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 23:12

Hey Ms. Frizzle can teach anyone anything ;p

luckylucas26 | 9

#5734512 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 23:22

Except that it reads like a 4 year old wrote it.
Did a dinosaur educate him?

swaggalikethat | 22

#5734541 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 23:43

But it IS hypothesized that if Dinosaurs were still alive, we'd be able to domesticate them. Just my two cents, but really Op, you lack a sense of humor.

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5734542 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 23:44

Now there are things that are funny and those that are not. 'Jokes' about spelling can be classified as LAME!

rebellionwars | 11

#5734624 - Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:47

This was very dumb of you to say. If he didn't know that the dinosaurs were fake how the hell do you think they could give him an education?

CocaColaPepsi | 13

#5738457 - Saturday 2 November 2013 1:17

Every time I read your comments I'm amazed at how dumb you are.

By mpsteve137 | 15

#5734419 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:43

If you know him well enough to marry him shouldn't you know that he might be lacking a bit of common sense?

Arrow44 | 10

#5734593 - Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:22

"Plot twist" What is they actually used real dinosaurs but exterminated them after the series was over.

yoshithecat | 15

#5734622 - Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:46

Oh! The first plot twist ever! *sits excitedly waiting to see something interesting happen*

ptoka | 19

#5734755 - Wednesday 30 October 2013 3:10

Thanks 64, I read that in Milton's voice and now can't get his voice out of my head!

By its2lu | 11

#5734420 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:43

Wow...

HeyHeyFishFillet | 34

#5734460 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:50

is what you thought when you read this FML and the shock left you incappable of writing a thoughtful comment?

MichellinMan | 20

#5734495 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 23:04

3# are you fucking new here?! Everyone knows your comment has to be hilarious and or sympathetic of OP to even get one thumbs up.

thatgirl1299 | 11

#5734525 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 23:30

If your comment consists of one word u might want to keep it to yourself

caden_bro | 9

#5734538 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 23:42

"One word, you might want to keep it to yourself."

StompinOnCrayons | 15

#5734540 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 23:42

Well guys, think of it from #3's point of view, she's still 'wow..'ed and amazed someone trained those dinos

By StompinOnCrayons | 15

#5734422 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:44

Well, just hope future children inherit your commonsense , not his.

scarletclaw | 11

#5734470 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:53

Commonsense isn't so common any more.

StompinOnCrayons | 15

#5734480 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:58

I agree. Do you reckon FML is a sanctuary full of people with not-so-common common-sense ?

MichellinMan | 20

#5734497 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 23:06

I think the common sense of the people with not-so-common sense is pretty terrible, and the people with legitimate common sense are the real people with common sense. Common sense.

IHATEFMYLIFE | 26

#5734521 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 23:27

Umm yea I'm amazed he found someone who agreed to marry him. She obviously didn't marry him for his intellect.

DanielleinDC | 31

#5734731 - Wednesday 30 October 2013 2:34

I think it's best that OP's husband doesn't breed. Did he go to a religious school or did he skip his science classes?

QueenJay81 | 12

#5735175 - Wednesday 30 October 2013 13:17

seriously, if #3 felt like saying wow, why does it bother any of u??? leave her alone, wow says alot

StompinOnCrayons | 15

#5735649 - Wednesday 30 October 2013 20:52

#94 I think you posted on the wrong comment, and if you don't know already, the FML community is quick to judge, good or bad - BUT we get results.

By DooleyFTW | 17

#5734423 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:44

It is amazing though to be honest! Like in the cars movie, it must've taken a really talented car trainer to make them all talk so perfectly!

heyyoitskiraaa | 10

#5734491 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 23:02

What about toys! So much talent!

MichellinMan | 20

#5734500 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 23:08

Or The Walking Dead? Those fuckers aren't even alive!

Dawnstempest | 17

#5734551 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 23:52

Or the train in Unstoppable. "I need you to act like you are a runaway train. Ready? Action."

LowExpectations | 30

#5734663 - Wednesday 30 October 2013 1:32

The greatest feet in training animals was in that movie Sharknado. How the hell they teach those sharks to fly I'll never know.

Lilxpie | 18

#5735180 - Wednesday 30 October 2013 13:20

#54 All those trains in "Thomas The Tank Engine" must have been trained very well to act like humans.

btob143 | 6

#6136616 - Saturday 6 December 2014 7:02

If I could, I would give all of u 2 thumbs up

By dman1997 | 5

#5734424 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:44

He's right. I've always wondered how they trained the T-Rex's.

kurodansei | 16

#5734594 - Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:23

I'm more concerned with the velociraptors they're oh so clever.

xXxGraveStonexXx | 20

#5734775 - Wednesday 30 October 2013 3:37

I want a T-Rex! Do you know where I can get one??? :DD

By JMichael | 25

#5734428 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:44

Hopefully he was messing with you.

By Welshite | 39

#5734436 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:45

Surely I can't be the only one who wants to cuddle a mastodon. And those raptors; they're such gentle creatures. I dunno why people call them vicious.