Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML
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woainishamu
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Did a dinosaur teach him his education?
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DooleyFTW
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It is amazing though to be honest! Like in the cars movie, it must've taken a really talented car trainer to make them all talk so perfectly!
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woainishamu
| 21
Did a dinosaur teach him his education?
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Fmeonce_shameonu
| 15
He married a wife with no ability to intake sarcasm. F his L
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luckylucas26
| 9
Ummm... Your grammar skills are also prehistoric.
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MichellinMan
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^ ummmm... There's actually nothing wrong with said person's grammatical skills.
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Kamon97
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Hey Ms. Frizzle can teach anyone anything ;p
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luckylucas26
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Except that it reads like a 4 year old wrote it.
Did a dinosaur educate him?
Did a dinosaur educate him?
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swaggalikethat
| 22
But it IS hypothesized that if Dinosaurs were still alive, we'd be able to domesticate them. Just my two cents, but really Op, you lack a sense of humor.
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TheCanucklehead
| 22
Now there are things that are funny and those that are not. 'Jokes' about spelling can be classified as LAME!
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rebellionwars
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This was very dumb of you to say. If he didn't know that the dinosaurs were fake how the hell do you think they could give him an education?
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CocaColaPepsi
| 13
Every time I read your comments I'm amazed at how dumb you are.
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mpsteve137
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If you know him well enough to marry him shouldn't you know that he might be lacking a bit of common sense?
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Arrow44
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"Plot twist" What is they actually used real dinosaurs but exterminated them after the series was over.
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yoshithecat
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Oh! The first plot twist ever! *sits excitedly waiting to see something interesting happen*
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ptoka
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Thanks 64, I read that in Milton's voice and now can't get his voice out of my head!
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its2lu
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Wow...
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HeyHeyFishFillet
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is what you thought when you read this FML and the shock left you incappable of writing a thoughtful comment?
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MichellinMan
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3# are you fucking new here?! Everyone knows your comment has to be hilarious and or sympathetic of OP to even get one thumbs up.
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thatgirl1299
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If your comment consists of one word u might want to keep it to yourself
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caden_bro
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"One word, you might want to keep it to yourself."
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StompinOnCrayons
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Well guys, think of it from #3's point of view, she's still 'wow..'ed and amazed someone trained those dinos
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StompinOnCrayons
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Well, just hope future children inherit your commonsense , not his.
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scarletclaw
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Commonsense isn't so common any more.
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StompinOnCrayons
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I agree. Do you reckon FML is a sanctuary full of people with not-so-common common-sense ?
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MichellinMan
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I think the common sense of the people with not-so-common sense is pretty terrible, and the people with legitimate common sense are the real people with common sense. Common sense.
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IHATEFMYLIFE
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Umm yea I'm amazed he found someone who agreed to marry him. She obviously didn't marry him for his intellect.
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DanielleinDC
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I think it's best that OP's husband doesn't breed. Did he go to a religious school or did he skip his science classes?
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QueenJay81
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seriously, if #3 felt like saying wow, why does it bother any of u??? leave her alone, wow says alot
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StompinOnCrayons
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#94 I think you posted on the wrong comment, and if you don't know already, the FML community is quick to judge, good or bad - BUT we get results.
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DooleyFTW
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It is amazing though to be honest! Like in the cars movie, it must've taken a really talented car trainer to make them all talk so perfectly!
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heyyoitskiraaa
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What about toys! So much talent!
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MichellinMan
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Or The Walking Dead? Those fuckers aren't even alive!
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Dawnstempest
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Or the train in Unstoppable. "I need you to act like you are a runaway train. Ready? Action."
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LowExpectations
| 30
The greatest feet in training animals was in that movie Sharknado. How the hell they teach those sharks to fly I'll never know.
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Lilxpie
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#54 All those trains in "Thomas The Tank Engine" must have been trained very well to act like humans.
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btob143
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If I could, I would give all of u 2 thumbs up
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dman1997
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He's right. I've always wondered how they trained the T-Rex's.
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kurodansei
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I'm more concerned with the velociraptors they're oh so clever.
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xXxGraveStonexXx
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I want a T-Rex! Do you know where I can get one??? :DD
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JMichael
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Hopefully he was messing with you.
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Welshite
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Surely I can't be the only one who wants to cuddle a mastodon. And those raptors; they're such gentle creatures. I dunno why people call them vicious.
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beelee1988
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I've always wanted to get a big bear hug from a raptor. They seem so lovable and cuddly.
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StompinOnCrayons
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OP, this is a perfect chance to use you sarcasm - try "Yes, I hear they let you pet them as well "
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17deanju
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I think he was just messin with you OP