By whathef???? - Canada
  Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML
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  Tkdxxxse  |  0

should have got the cop involved oooooo officer I ve been a very bad girl then your husband comes in and kills you both and eats your babys then poops on you remains before feeding it to hungry African kids :D


Role playing? Like this:

*Begin scene*

"Stop following me you creep."
"I'm gunna get ya, and eat you pussy."
"Someone help! CALL THE COPS!"
"They can't help you now, I am Evil.. EVIIILLL.. Mhua ha ha ha ha!"

*moment of wild, angry pretend rape*

"You're disgusting. This is wrong. This is Rape."
"It's not rape if like it."
"Well I don't like it."
"Wait-- what?.. If you don't like it, you know the code word is 'bananas', right?"

*Enter cops*

  Enoch134  |  0

me either and I've bin first like 23 times ;) how is that creepy my ex use to dress up as a school girl and I just put my lettermen jacket on ahhhh good times i miss her :(

  Ajjas013  |  6

Just shove a Twix bar in your mouth and explain it to him. They always agree ;)