By whathef???? - Canada
  Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML
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  Tkdxxxse  |  0

should have got the cop involved oooooo officer I ve been a very bad girl then your husband comes in and kills you both and eats your babys then poops on you remains before feeding it to hungry African kids :D

  TrekkieGirl  |  0

WTF are you not "role playing" inside the house? If you were, then there is no way your neighbor should have been disturbed. YDI for poor planning.


Role playing? Like this:

*Begin scene*

"Stop following me you creep."
"I'm gunna get ya, and eat you pussy."
"Someone help! CALL THE COPS!"
"They can't help you now, I am Evil.. EVIIILLL.. Mhua ha ha ha ha!"

*moment of wild, angry pretend rape*

"You're disgusting. This is wrong. This is Rape."
"It's not rape if like it."
"Well I don't like it."
"Wait-- what?.. If you don't like it, you know the code word is 'bananas', right?"

*Enter cops*

  Enoch134  |  0

me either and I've bin first like 23 times ;) how is that creepy my ex use to dress up as a school girl and I just put my lettermen jacket on ahhhh good times i miss her :(

  Ajjas013  |  6

Just shove a Twix bar in your mouth and explain it to him. They always agree ;)