Some people are into that sort of thing. Just make sure to discuss what happened with him so you both are on the same page about it.

Hahaha oh yes, you might have to remind him of that the first few times.. or every time.

I'm guessing you're the one who was supposed to be shot in the face with white liquid.

I don’t know why this made me laugh really hard haha. That’s funny I just imagined a cow I’m sorry

OK I'm sorry this is super hilarious from an outsider's POV. But hey, at least you do know that the passion is back, doesn't happen for all couples, and hopefully you can laugh about it after your first actual successful romp. :)

It’s too bad that he got turned off when your breasts functioned for their main purpose. Being there for our visual and squeezing pleasure is just a nice bonus!

not your fault your husband isn't kinky

Currently 32 weeks and can't wait to use my boobs like squirt guns on my boyfriend! 😂

That is pretty funny. Laugh it off and try again.

Yum