By not that kinda squirting - 30/04/2019 14:00

Today, my husband and I were having sex for the first time since I had our son. As I was riding him in a heated passion, he grabbed my breasts. Milk literally shot out onto his face. Mood totally ruined. FML
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It’s too bad that he got turned off when your breasts functioned for their main purpose. Being there for our visual and squeezing pleasure is just a nice bonus!

I'm guessing you're the one who was supposed to be shot in the face with white liquid.

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Some people are into that sort of thing. Just make sure to discuss what happened with him so you both are on the same page about it.

colderthanyou 15

Hahaha oh yes, you might have to remind him of that the first few times.. or every time.

I'm guessing you're the one who was supposed to be shot in the face with white liquid.

Sonotsuave 33

I don’t know why this made me laugh really hard haha. That’s funny I just imagined a cow I’m sorry

OK I'm sorry this is super hilarious from an outsider's POV. But hey, at least you do know that the passion is back, doesn't happen for all couples, and hopefully you can laugh about it after your first actual successful romp. :)

It’s too bad that he got turned off when your breasts functioned for their main purpose. Being there for our visual and squeezing pleasure is just a nice bonus!

not your fault your husband isn't kinky

Miss Beep 14

Currently 32 weeks and can't wait to use my boobs like squirt guns on my boyfriend! 😂

Abbusser 12

Not fair! You have 2 guns to our 1...

I do this regularly 🤣

That is pretty funny. Laugh it off and try again.