By not that kinda squirting - 30/4/2019 14:00
Today, my husband and I were having sex for the first time since I had our son. As I was riding him in a heated passion, he grabbed my breasts. Milk literally shot out onto his face. Mood totally ruined. FML
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By  mssileas  |  22

OK I'm sorry this is super hilarious from an outsider's POV.
But hey, at least you do know that the passion is back, doesn't happen for all couples, and hopefully you can laugh about it after your first actual successful romp. :)