Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML
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Ruler3000
| 17
I'm curious if he went face first in food...
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matt98_fml
| 13
Throw a bucket of cold water on him to see if he "wakes" up.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
That's healthy.
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boxbrandon11
| 20
Don't cook for him next time
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ProfessionalTrol_fml
| 14
That's a face/desk situation
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nikkkkkiii
| 7
Two can play that game. Pretend to fall asleep every time he wants to have some "fun". That'll get him talking real quick.
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Greendaycheese
| 12
!!
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Adorlee
| 11
I think he'll get in her pants regardless if she's sleeping or not
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Dpac7
| 19
She doesn't really have to be awake for that.
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Ruler3000
| 17
I'm curious if he went face first in food...
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matt98_fml
| 13
Throw a bucket of cold water on him to see if he "wakes" up.
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folfg0
| 12
Well his little game is obviously working. She's on here instead of arguing with him. Just thought I'd throw that out there. So who's the "child/idiot/etc" now? :P
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emilyjgraham
| 34
still him because he's a grown man acting like a child. I'd want to complain to someone/something as well!
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evilplatypus
| 38
37 - just because she's on here, doesn't mean she's not still arguing with him. Some people are capable of multitasking.
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matt98_fml
| 13
Or maybe she wanted to vent to us fmlers to get our point of view and show the comments all to her husband.
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perdix
| 29
More food for you!
When his little game results in a fat wife, he'll give up.
When his little game results in a fat wife, he'll give up.
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dougiewhale
| 6
Then the husband would have sex with the liposuction fat instead of OP.
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LoveGuru69
| 0
give him a blumpkin and he will start treating you with more respect. Trust me, i know from experience ;)
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Snazzy_Snaz
| 17
81- that's so fucking gross
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theamazingone_12
| 7
He needs to grow up and you need to remodel the house! If he dosent want to input his ideas ohhh well hes had lots of chances
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Donat96
| 20
Narcolepsy is a serious condition.
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bossroyd
| 4
Just pretend to fall asleep during sexy times with him and see how he feels
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Yaen
| 18
Genius.
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FuzzyJack
| 15
Just start remodeling without him. He'll stop acting like a kid soon enough.
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nanpooo
| 6
Give him a rude awakening. He might stop pretending to be asleep. Although it might result in him doing something else stupid...
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RpiesSPIES
| 27
That's the best strategy to get out of things you don't want to do :)
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ZiplockP
| 0
I just slept through your comment.