Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML
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lovelockdown23
| 23
Who gives up their virginity out of spite? she's an idiot
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Jefffz
| 13
You should have asked her if you could split the guy too
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thecouchisalive
| 20
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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MrsPegg
| 45
Naw. I believe OPs roommate blows... If you know what I mean. FYL OP for having to live with a skank who obviously has no respect for herself or other people.
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thefmlman2011
| 35
That fucking bitch! i suggest moving out very quickly
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WhoopteDo
| 26
Was it out of spite? Even if it wasn't, FYL. If she's a repeat no-show on the money you should find a new roomate..
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daddysgirl243
| 21
even out of spite, that is totally and completely uncalled for
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pyrexicpoet
| 18
She paid for a little time alone... She was practicing to become a reverse cowgirl
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lovelockdown23
| 23
Who gives up their virginity out of spite? she's an idiot
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ohjoy15
| 33
Yeah she'd eventually have to pay the bill anyway if she wanted to keep living there. So it's not even like doing that achieved anything haha.
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CharlesEmersonW
| 31
I know ha? What a "lady" :))
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creatureman
| 14
If the roommate didn't pay it, they both would have been screwed...
I already almost feel bad about this comment.
I already almost feel bad about this comment.
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MrConcise
| 34
She wasn't a virgin, it was just a power play.
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MrConcise
| 34
Holy shit, I'm gonna get buried for an obvious conclusion? Are people really that easy to fool?
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TinaT2015
| 14
Sluts always say they're virgins...
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tormcn
| 26
It's true. If you're a 'virgin' how could you give it up so easily? Yeah, I think not.
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a1_z9
| 10
I dunno, I think people make a bigger deal out of virginity and loosing it than it actually is sometimes. Either way using a guy and treating her housemate like that is pretty crappy, I bet she's going to cringe so hard at herself when she's grown up a bit.
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BigC_from_Bama
| 16
Defending a bury is pretty much gonna result in a bury so its best to leave it alone instead of insulting people.
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MrConcise
| 34
I understand how commenting and voting psychology work. I'm just so unbelievably baffled by nobody else seeming to understand the hidden truth of the situation that I had to make sure everybody else knew it.
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piinksock
| 17
I highly doubt the 2 situations are even related.
Because as you say 5, who gives up their virginity out of spite?
She probably forgot the bill because she was busy flirting and thinking about sex with this guy.
OP is just being dramatic.
Because as you say 5, who gives up their virginity out of spite?
She probably forgot the bill because she was busy flirting and thinking about sex with this guy.
OP is just being dramatic.
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MrConcise
| 34
If only that were true. The thing is, people are petty. They will continue to be simply out of pride. Yes, I can agree OP is being dramatic, but if you think somebody can't be spiteful and maintain a relationship simultaneously, you're being very naive.
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Jefffz
| 13
You should have asked her if you could split the guy too
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tormcn
| 26
I honestly laughed so hard at this.
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ShatteredPulse
| 15
The guy was busy splitting her :^)
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sstahpp
| 33
A classic case of cutting of your nose to spite your face.
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InnocenceBlue
| 37
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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neeni88
| 23
#44, Really?? Wow!
Just FYI, it's actually "to spite."
Just FYI, it's actually "to spite."
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sstahpp
| 33
Haha..cutting your nose despite your face? WOW
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iiTzNeeNerz
| 26
I'm not trying to be mean #44 made herself look really stupid.
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sstahpp
| 33
Not trying to be mean @44...but if you try to correct someone, make sure you're correct yourself.
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iiTzNeeNerz
| 26
In*
Late edit.
Late edit.
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jordanrecatto
| 21
Or in the words of Michael Scott, "to spider face".
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piinksock
| 17
Oh 44 *gives condescending pat*
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freya1998
| 23
Sounds like a bad roommate to me.. Move out? I would!
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Geckosrock99
| 33
Someone's obviously not ready for the adult life. OP, get yourself a more mature roommate.
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Geckosrock99
| 33
Someone's obviously not ready for the adult life. OP, get yourself a more mature roommate, fast.
(Sorry, phone lagged and didn't tell me it posted the first one)
(Sorry, phone lagged and didn't tell me it posted the first one)