That funny on every single level haha srry OP

I agree. Its like awesome, epic, and a lil sad all at once.

FYL!! and ur dad didnt share any of the drugs with you? shame on him! what a terrible father you have!!

Or maybe he shouldn't follow in the family business, since his dad doesn't seem to be very good if he keeps getting raided ..

OP's dad is a California mob boss

I would have a talk with your father. I'd first mention that if you are going to be a dealer than one must at least know how to keep from getting raided. Secondly, I would demand a reason for why your father never told you and therefore caused you to go out and buy from shady dealers.

Drug dealers aren't as cool as nuke dealers, like me. I'm on America's Most Wanted. I was right behind Osama Bin Laden. Now I'm first. So I think I'm the badass.

Lol my house got raided twice my stuff was everywhere. They had my airsoft guns lined up on my desk making it seem like they were real. My door was busted in and my whole house was just blah. :( l feel for you op it's pretty fucking crazy

47 - You're more like The Dumbass!!!! The most wanted guy is Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman. Now if you're talking about ATF it's actually Daniel Perez.

And he didn't share with you? What kind of a father is that??? No I'm jk, fyl I'm sorry .

"aww, they seem like nice people."

I doubt daddy was slinging a little pot.

If they are there so much can you ask them where the remote is... I cannot find that thing anywhere...

Awe at least the cops were sweet about it trust OP I know how you feel

This could be an episode on Breaking Bad lol

He keeps getting raided but apparently he hasn't been to jail yet. So I'd say he's doing pretty well for himself.

How do you know it's a girl?

I can dream can I? Lol

Let your hats fly as high as your dreams master shake!

I thought it was a girl too

Uhh... Nice to meet you too officer...

I am thinking the dad would have invented a cover story

Most people assume that their parents have normal jobs and that they're not drug dealers. Maybe that's where s/he thought the money came from.

I agree with Cathy he isn't very good at it if he gets his house raided regularly

He must be good if they don't find enough evidence to arrest. I would think OP would have notice if dad had been jailed a few times.

"Daddy's on a business trip... for the next few years... well, you know how the corporate world is sweetie..."

i agree with 43.

thanks for the input 89

And for desert: special brownies.

I wasn't hungry when I came home but now I ate this brownie I am starving.

I sincerely hope you used your manners, and made the nice cops some java. u_u

haha the dads doin somethin right:p

Or the house is such a mess that one would be unable to tell there ever was a raid

and 34, your doing something wrong. that an flex picture

*ab

maybe it's because OP is full of shit and there was no raid. as if the cops would say that

duuude hit the gym and tan before u post that shit lol