Today, my house was egged while I went out shopping. When I told...

By thefuck - 30/6/2013 22:08 - Ireland - Ballyjamesduff

Today, my house was egged while I went out shopping. When I told my dad about it, he immediately and casually admitted to being the one who did it, asking, "You got a fucking problem with that, son?" I don't know if he's just messing with my head, or if he really did do it. FML

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By JasonUMN | 15

#5559769 - Monday 1 July 2013 1:57

Well, do you have a problem with it?

By Nordrag | 25

#5559778 - Monday 1 July 2013 1:59

Egg his car.
Reply the same way.
Wait for results.

(Warning: I am in no way liable to any injuries sustained during the course of action recommended above.)

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By JasonUMN | 15

#5559769 - Monday 1 July 2013 1:57

Well, do you have a problem with it?

Jemm_fml | 29

#5559803 - Monday 1 July 2013 2:05

Omg, I'm the first reply to the first comment. I dunno what to say. HI MOM

Nordrag | 25

#5559820 - Monday 1 July 2013 2:08

I've had my house egged a few times recently and I can tell you that I'd have a huge fucking problem with it if it were my dad.

Ian7890 | 23

#5559838 - Monday 1 July 2013 2:12

The question here though is, does his dad have a problem with him having a problem?

rg350dx | 29

#5559938 - Monday 1 July 2013 3:10

OP should have just said, "No, I don't have a problem with it." Then got naked, took out the eggs from his groceries he just bought and started breaking them all over his body while moaning.

Problem solved.

Ian7890 | 23

#5559968 - Monday 1 July 2013 3:31

#32 Why do I feel like you have no pride for your dignity?

biggestfan23 | 11

#5560062 - Monday 1 July 2013 4:44

#38 why do I feel like you can't take a hilarious joke?

iammeorami | 25

#5560107 - Monday 1 July 2013 5:27

I would be egg-static if my dad told me that.

aidanrulz11 | 10

#5561101 - Monday 1 July 2013 19:48

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA That would be funny

By newzealand | 28

#5559771 - Monday 1 July 2013 1:57

Well aren't irish men always drunk?

mario2012 | 18

#5559839 - Monday 1 July 2013 2:12

Well, someone's a stereotyping dick.

By oh_merde | 11

#5559772 - Monday 1 July 2013 1:57

I think his head is the one that's messed up

PulseShock | 9

#5559862 - Monday 1 July 2013 2:27

Or he's got a good sense of humor?

By lopsop | 12

#5559773 - Monday 1 July 2013 1:58

Hey at least he's honest

By Omfgitsmia | 15

#5559775 - Monday 1 July 2013 1:58

Maybe he's going through a midlife crisis whether he did it or not. Sorry op :/

michael666 | 7

#5560074 - Monday 1 July 2013 4:53

you retarded?

Omfgitsmia | 15

#5560110 - Monday 1 July 2013 5:28

Um, what grown ass man takes the time and money to egg their grown ass child's house and then responds like that when only being told and not accused?

By Nordrag | 25

#5559778 - Monday 1 July 2013 1:59

Egg his car.
Reply the same way.
Wait for results.

(Warning: I am in no way liable to any injuries sustained during the course of action recommended above.)

cathyfang1533 | 12

#5559868 - Monday 1 July 2013 2:28

Why only egg? Why not include all the components of a healthy breakfast? I say OP eggs, pancakes, bacons, butters, sausages, and syrups his dad's car.

Nordrag | 25

#5559881 - Monday 1 July 2013 2:32

If its as hot there as it is here you could just throw the ingredients on the car and the sun would just cook it into a lovely breakfast for him.

bfsd42 | 20

#5559886 - Monday 1 July 2013 2:35

Op is Irish. So a breakfast is sausage, rashers, eggs, black and white pudding, fried tomato and soda bread.

TheDrifter | 23

#5559904 - Monday 1 July 2013 2:44

Don't the Irish do sauteed/pan fried mushrooms? Breakfast isn't complete without mushrooms, you can keep the black and white pudding though.

da_directioner39 | 17

#5559949 - Monday 1 July 2013 3:17

No, 22, not the bacon!

cathyfang1533 | 12

#5560027 - Monday 1 July 2013 4:21

Yes the bacon, be smothered in layers of crispy, heart-attack inducing pork strips...man, what a way to go...

Zimmington | 21

#5560044 - Monday 1 July 2013 4:34

Eat the bacon just use bologna instead it'll rip the paint off on a hot day

By myoukei | 31

#5559780 - Monday 1 July 2013 1:59

Show him that you do by TPing his house. Bam! Friendly prank war started.

By Pleonasm | 31

#5559786 - Monday 1 July 2013 2:00

Whatever it is, you probably sholdn't egg him on at all, or else the yoke will be ok you. Although if he did, then it's not all-white; he needs to show a little more shell-f restraint.