Today, my house was egged while I went out shopping. When I told my dad about it, he immediately and casually admitted to being the one who did it, asking, "You got a fucking problem with that, son?" I don't know if he's just messing with my head, or if he really did do it. FML
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JasonUMN
| 15
Well, do you have a problem with it?
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Jemm_fml
| 29
Omg, I'm the first reply to the first comment. I dunno what to say. HI MOM
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Nordrag
| 26
I've had my house egged a few times recently and I can tell you that I'd have a huge fucking problem with it if it were my dad.
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Ian7890
| 23
The question here though is, does his dad have a problem with him having a problem?
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rg350dx
| 29
OP should have just said, "No, I don't have a problem with it." Then got naked, took out the eggs from his groceries he just bought and started breaking them all over his body while moaning.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
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Ian7890
| 23
#32 Why do I feel like you have no pride for your dignity?
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biggestfan23
| 11
#38 why do I feel like you can't take a hilarious joke?
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iammeorami
| 25
I would be egg-static if my dad told me that.
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aidanrulz11
| 10
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA That would be funny
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newzealand
| 28
Well aren't irish men always drunk?
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mario2012
| 18
Well, someone's a stereotyping dick.
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oh_merde
| 11
I think his head is the one that's messed up
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PulseShock
| 9
Or he's got a good sense of humor?
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lopsop
| 12
Hey at least he's honest
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Omfgitsmia
| 15
Maybe he's going through a midlife crisis whether he did it or not. Sorry op :/
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michael666
| 7
you retarded?
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Omfgitsmia
| 15
Um, what grown ass man takes the time and money to egg their grown ass child's house and then responds like that when only being told and not accused?
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Nordrag
| 26
Egg his car.
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cathyfang1533
| 12
Why only egg? Why not include all the components of a healthy breakfast? I say OP eggs, pancakes, bacons, butters, sausages, and syrups his dad's car.
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Nordrag
| 26
If its as hot there as it is here you could just throw the ingredients on the car and the sun would just cook it into a lovely breakfast for him.
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bfsd42
| 20
Op is Irish. So a breakfast is sausage, rashers, eggs, black and white pudding, fried tomato and soda bread.
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TheDrifter
| 23
Don't the Irish do sauteed/pan fried mushrooms? Breakfast isn't complete without mushrooms, you can keep the black and white pudding though.
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da_directioner39
| 17
No, 22, not the bacon!
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cathyfang1533
| 12
Yes the bacon, be smothered in layers of crispy, heart-attack inducing pork strips...man, what a way to go...
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Zimmington
| 21
Eat the bacon just use bologna instead it'll rip the paint off on a hot day
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myoukei
| 31
Show him that you do by TPing his house. Bam! Friendly prank war started.
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Pleonasm
| 34
Whatever it is, you probably sholdn't egg him on at all, or else the yoke will be ok you. Although if he did, then it's not all-white; he needs to show a little more shell-f restraint.
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theannak
| 7
He was probably hatching his plan for awhile...
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
You guys CRACK me up!
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hugozac88
| 22
Like a boss
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Jemm_fml
| 29
Well, do you?
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perdix
| 29
That's an eggs-cellent yolk!
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Jemm_fml
| 29
The puns on this FML are becoming a bit eggcessive.
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perdix
| 29
#17, yes, but they're eggs-tremely popular with all but the most hard-boiled readers who recognize the yolks are not original, but poached.
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cathyfang1533
| 12
The yolks may have been poached, but I think we could all Benedict from it. Omelet you decide.
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