By rachel - United States
Today, my house got broken into for the third time. The nice police officer said that if I didn't want my house to keep being robbed I should, "Fix the place up so it doesn't look like a crummy vacant building." FML
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I once lived in a “crummy vacant building”, before I met Lois and started the show. I was poor and had to eat rats that I would trap using only my trusty hatchet and a 12 pack of gum. I eventually got kicked out when the super realised I was keeping one of the rats as a pet, I named him Wilson.

  redbluegreen  |  40

Don't you guys have anything better to do?

As an actual response to Sammy, I partly agree. Sadly, it will take and cost a lot more than paint if the house looks that rundown.

  ubetrwatchBN  |  5

37 - Are you the OP? o_O

33 - I agree. If it's bad enough that people think it's vacant, most likely there's paneling/siding coming off, rust, maybe even broken windows, etc. You'd probably want to get that other stuff fixed first, which can be really expensive.


I'm surprised at just how frequently this exact sentence (I use that word very loosely) is posted here. It probably averages to a few per FML.

If you're going to insult someone at least spell it correctly.

  BeastNerd  |  3

Kelita, are you mentally retarded? You’re calling others idiot, but, in fact, you’re the real idiot. Honeybunches just asked a reasonable question, and you had to viciously attack her. Please get perdix’s anal sticks out of your ass.
No offense to perdix’s anal sticks. :D