By Anna - United States - Monroe
Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML
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  Carpy  |  8

My reply would be: "sorry I offered. Enjoy sitting home while the rest of us are out having fun, asshole. Stop whining about not having someone to go with just because you don't have the confidence in yourself to go alone"

  lelo007  |  11

Well, 20, if he likes her but is too shy to ask her out, why would he try to cover it up and turn down the chance to go to the dance as "just friends" with the possibility of it becoming more. I see what you're trying to say, it just doesn't make much sense to me.

  lilhellian  |  26

It would kill a girls chance with me to unless she somehow proved herself. But some people are desperate enough to take... *insert italics* "That."

  JennaNGood  |  21

Very possible that her friend is gay, and she doesn't know it? Possible that he wasnt being rude, maybe he would never be desperate enough to take a girl? It's a possibility, thats what popped into my mind right away.

  zinoxity  |  23

If OP was a guy and the friend was a girl, people would just say that OP is in the friend-zone and wouldn't call the friend an asshole, right? Or am I mistaken?

By  2pepper3  |  10

That's when you say, "well that's too bad that offer was going to be your last" and then punch him in the throat, that's how you pick up guys right?