By lesousterre - United States - Lees Summit Today, my grandpa still receives more mail than me. He's been dead for three years. FML I agree, your life sucks 26785 You deserved it 2586 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By WasteOMoney - United States Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML I agree, your life sucks 44628 You deserved it 6222 261 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML I agree, your life sucks 35250 You deserved it 7410 106 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Gonzales Today, my boyfriend kicked me out and threatened to get a restraining order after I called him an asshole. I'm 16 weeks pregnant and over 1,000 miles away from my parents' house. FML I agree, your life sucks 42773 You deserved it 9162 201 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By CathyM - United States Today, I was in the ER where I work as a registrar. A patient received a plastic urinal to use in his room. Most patients throw them away when they leave. He, however, decided to take it with him, and as he checked out, put it on the registration counter. Two feet from my face. It was used. FML I agree, your life sucks 25804 You deserved it 2780 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mommy - United States Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML I agree, your life sucks 27411 You deserved it 2510 142 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By singingintherain Today, ever since my boyfriend has seen A Clockwork Orange, he always suggests that we have sex by asking, "How about a little of the good old in-out-in-out?" and refers to his genitals as, "Yarbles". He seriously doesn't understand why this turns me off every time and our sex life has sunk. FML I agree, your life sucks 5817 You deserved it 672 29 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NoSexForMe - United States - Rancho Cucamonga Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML I agree, your life sucks 67523 You deserved it 8606 296 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By English_Nut117 - Canada - Georgetown Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML I agree, your life sucks 48532 You deserved it 15112 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Sweden Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML I agree, your life sucks 9381 You deserved it 39335 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Armstrong - United States - Brownsville Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML I agree, your life sucks 31444 You deserved it 3443 84 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By alli67 Today, I went to the doctor's with my pregnant sister, only to find out she still weighs less than me. FML I agree, your life sucks 31368 You deserved it 7945 53 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Estonia - Tallinn Same Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML I agree, your life sucks 38816 You deserved it 6045 83 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my mother and aunt got into an argument about who had gotten groped more times in public. I don't know what's more disturbing, that my own mother would brag about getting groped, or that she won the argument, at 34 times. FML I agree, your life sucks 32705 You deserved it 2700 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LonelyBoy - United States Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML I agree, your life sucks 15629 You deserved it 26843 114 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fuck you, gran - United States - Ashland Today, my family threw me my 21st birthday party. My grandma's gift turned out to be a pack of condoms. "Not that you'll ever get to use them," she said, turning and walking off, cackling maniacally. Now I remember why I never talk to the old crone. FML I agree, your life sucks 31983 You deserved it 4055 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ghostie - United States Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting friendly. Three feet away from me. FML I agree, your life sucks 67539 You deserved it 4818 128 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cereal mom Today, I found out that my ex let my son eat nothing but cereal and milk for every single meal during his five-day visit. Now my son shrieks, cries, and has a meltdown if I try to make him eat real food. My ex merely replied, "Your problem now." FML I agree, your life sucks 3895 You deserved it 403 27 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By milamadeleine243 - 22/10/2020 14:00 Runner up Today, I finished a huge project for work. It took 3+ days and I was very proud of it. Except when I submitted it to my boss, he said that he'd already asked another person to do it. He used that person's project, not mine. FML I agree, your life sucks 1096 You deserved it 80 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sad guy - United States Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML I agree, your life sucks 58185 You deserved it 3094 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NoCirculation - 24/11/2020 14:03 - Netherlands - Utrecht Thermoregulation wars Today, my boyfriend is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. I'm wearing leggings, sweatpants, a vest, t-shirt, jumper and hoodie. If we turn the heating any higher, he starts overheating and sweating. At the current level, I'm still shivering. FML I agree, your life sucks 834 You deserved it 252 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By RektForLyfe - United States - Wickliffe Today, I was accepted to the college of my dreams. Then I checked the address. Turns out, the letter was meant for my neighbor. I was actually denied. FML I agree, your life sucks 17478 You deserved it 1219 31 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ouchouchouch - Canada - Winnipeg Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML I agree, your life sucks 34398 You deserved it 8937 189 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/3/2020 19:15 The Outsider Today, I realized I am ‘that person’ in the group when I was only added to the group chat 6 weeks after it was created. I don’t really see a point in trying to chime in to the conversation at this point, but leaving the group seems a bit dramatic. FML I agree, your life sucks 1378 You deserved it 201 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dumbo - United States Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML I agree, your life sucks 56087 You deserved it 8997 259 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By WalkTheOtherWay - Canada - Toronto Today, I was in a heated debate about climate change. I got so flustered that I forgot the word "volcano" and ended up calling them "exploding mountain things". End of the debate. Shame. FML I agree, your life sucks 30580 You deserved it 7533 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By erockinthesuburb - United States - Algonquin Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML I agree, your life sucks 16872 You deserved it 41793 530 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Philippines - Dasmari?as Today, it's my last day before I get my colonoscopy. I've been on a strict chicken broth and jello diet in preparation. My dad thought it would be hilarious to drag me out to one of the best restaurants in town just so I could watch everyone else eat their delicious meals. FML I agree, your life sucks 47401 You deserved it 3144 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By swarm20 - United States - Mankato Today, I called security at my school because I left my mittens in a classroom and it was locked. When the security officer showed up, he asked if the mittens I was looking for were the ones on my hands. I even had to take one of them off to call them. FML I agree, your life sucks 10470 You deserved it 52256 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Overworked - United States Today, I realized how bad my insomnia had got when I tried answering my water bottle when my alarm went off. FML I agree, your life sucks 39308 You deserved it 3195 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By scammed - Canada Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML I agree, your life sucks 36803 You deserved it 2857 160 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I was watching my 2-year-old sister in the bathtub. As she was splashing, she stopped, and pointed at the "owie" on my head. I told her it was okay, and that it was just a pimple. She said, "Wow, you have a lot of pimples!" FML I agree, your life sucks 3070 You deserved it 340 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jennythezebra - United Kingdom - Thornton Heath Today, a customer told me, "Girls your size can't bend at the waist." I couldn't stop laughing at the imagery long enough to be really offended. FML I agree, your life sucks 38936 You deserved it 5610 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MerryChristmas - United States - Moore Today, I went to a Christmas-themed amusement park with my 21-year-old autistic sister who adores Christmas. She took her picture with Santa and started crying happy tears. Then Santa asked her loudly, "Aren't you beyond old enough to know I'm not real?" Vacation ruined. FML I agree, your life sucks 5524 You deserved it 294 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sydcaller618 - United States - Richmond Today, my six-year-old son told me how it was funny that there's "a food chicken and an animal chicken". That's going to be a fun one to explain to him. FML I agree, your life sucks 23839 You deserved it 2480 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML I agree, your life sucks 38873 You deserved it 3661 134 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lovely321 - United States Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML I agree, your life sucks 18661 You deserved it 49919 210 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ToiletTroubles - United Kingdom Today, I was taking some clothes downstairs to wash, when my mum stopped me. She accused me of sleeping around and trying to hide something, since she did the washing yesterday. She made me admit in front of the whole family that I'd been "surprised" by a case of diarrhea. FML I agree, your life sucks 44979 You deserved it 3108 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By moronforadad - United Kingdom - Carshalton Today, during dinner, my mum asked why I've been so upset recently, so I just admitted it was because my girlfriend had cheated on me. At some point during my venting, I asked why this stuff always seems to happen to me. My dad looked up from his plate and said, "Probably karma." FML I agree, your life sucks 21709 You deserved it 6420 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Bonnie and Clyde - United States - Humble Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML I agree, your life sucks 35724 You deserved it 9186 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hayleediaz - United States - Los Angeles Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML I agree, your life sucks 25465 You deserved it 2870 61 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Xobubblyxo | 23 #6352001 - Thursday 16 July 2015 7:17 Well then he was quite the popular one when he was alive Send a private message 137 3 Reply
By ZombieSazza | 34 #6352012 - Thursday 16 July 2015 7:22 Don't worry too much about it, OP, it gets far, far, less exciting when it's bills. Send a private message 99 2 Reply
By Roxas_hearts | 27 #6351998 - Thursday 16 July 2015 7:16 Why are you checking his email? Send a private message 10 83 Reply
Reply NotGabe | 28 #6352003 - Thursday 16 July 2015 7:17 OP could be referring to paper mail. Send a private message 44 0 Reply
Reply Canadian0622 | 17 #6352004 - Thursday 16 July 2015 7:17 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to dislike your post. I don't think I can undo it. Send a private message 5 40 Reply
Reply pete9913 | 23 #6352007 - Thursday 16 July 2015 7:19 OP said mail, not email. Send a private message 31 1 Reply
Reply Roxas_hearts | 27 #6352009 - Thursday 16 July 2015 7:19 Oh shoot I read email and had no time to edit it! Embarrassing... But either way, what is OP looking for in his mail? Send a private message 3 40 Reply
Reply Roxas_hearts | 27 #6352013 - Thursday 16 July 2015 7:22 And I just screwed up again, probably bills. Let me just hide in shame Send a private message 44 4 Reply
Reply leogachi | 15 #6352038 - Thursday 16 July 2015 7:51 If the mail is being sent to Op's house s/he's probably checking the name before opening the mail. Also, with all sympathies to Op, does it really matter that a family member is going through the mail of a dead person? 14 2 Reply
Reply Xion0014 | 20 #6352144 - Thursday 16 July 2015 11:50 Damn it roxas xD Send a private message 9 1 Reply
Reply tdawg91 | 17 #6352156 - Thursday 16 July 2015 12:08 Poor Roxas, your comments died before you had a chance to live Send a private message 10 0 Reply
By Xobubblyxo | 23 #6352001 - Thursday 16 July 2015 7:17 Well then he was quite the popular one when he was alive Send a private message 137 3 Reply
Reply EvilTurtle | 35 #6352278 - Thursday 16 July 2015 18:30 poplar* Send a private message 1 9 Reply
By sharonasaur | 17 #6352002 - Thursday 16 July 2015 7:17 I don't see why that's a bad thing. Unless he's receiving like actual letters from people /: Send a private message 36 1 Reply
By pete9913 | 23 #6352005 - Thursday 16 July 2015 7:18 could be worse, you could be getting a bunch of bills and solicitations. Send a private message 22 2 Reply
By TweetAnne | 13 #6352006 - Thursday 16 July 2015 7:18 Is one of them of a credit card? In all seriousness notify these people of his passing. Send a private message 14 1 Reply
Reply lesousterre | 12 #6352089 - Thursday 16 July 2015 9:11 Oh we have. Send a private message 18 1 Reply
By qdawg06 | 23 #6352008 - Thursday 16 July 2015 7:19 I hope I'm still remembered and popular once I'm gone, even if it is just bills. 9 5 Reply
By ZombieSazza | 34 #6352012 - Thursday 16 July 2015 7:22 Don't worry too much about it, OP, it gets far, far, less exciting when it's bills. Send a private message 99 2 Reply
By Omfgitsmia | 15 #6352014 - Thursday 16 July 2015 7:22 How is this an fml? Most people receive almost everything via email now days anyway. Send a private message 0 0 Reply
By ProximityToDeath | 20 #6352015 - Thursday 16 July 2015 7:23 Here is to hoping he paid off those parking tickets Send a private message 11 1 Reply
By limegreenpoopie | 31 #6352018 - Thursday 16 July 2015 7:25 Dang he was a celebrity xD Send a private message 4 6 Reply
Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much... I agree, your life sucks 91 You deserved it 22 0 Comments
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 464 You deserved it 20 1 Comments