Noor and 51, I'm way ahead of you, 18 matching pairs of Jeans and 65 Harley Davidson shirts. The trick is the anachronisms. Oil stains on the jeans and 10 or so slightly different shirts (6 of each pattern) keeps people guessing.

There's this fancy machine out there called a washing machine....

The solution? Don't have a favorite top.

Oh dear, I hate it when something's wrong with you and no one points it out, then you find out some time later and you want the ground to open up and swallow you whole!

I eat cats for breakfast

Noor, I threw up a little when I read your comment.

A few things to think about: 1) Science > you. In fact, it doesn't give a **** about you. Germs and smells will still accumulate regardless of your strong will for them not to. 2) If you don't wash your body, then rubbing deodorant on yourself is like throwing a cup of water at a five-alarm blaze: it doesn't work. To quote Del tha Funky Homosapien: "Wash yo' ass." 3) I understand not giving a shit about what people have to say, but you essentially draw criticism when you wear the same shirt to work everyday. Even if you *did* shower everyday, your incessant donning of that top will attract negative comments like flies to shit. The end. |the kid|

You wear the same top EVERY shift? No wonder your coworkers are dropping you hints. Change your shirt! Especially if it has a permanent smell of BO.

"I wear the top to work just about every shift." Well there ya go OP. You should probably switch it up a bit cause that's pretty gross :/

You had to be told?