By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 00:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, my grandmother gave me a huge speech on being abstinent until marriage. Being the honest person that I am, I told her I wasn't a virgin anymore. Instead of being mad and telling me I was going to hell. She asked me what my favourite things to do sexually were. And told me hers in detail. FML
I agree, your life sucks 79 745
You deserved it 20 534

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#5 Because it's free.

Well... at least you were honest! I hope this doesn't deter you from honesty in the future! And #1, it's not like the OP could have just said, "Nope. Not talking about this with you!" That would be incredibly disrespectful, and it sounds like the grandma brought it up first.

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YDI for discussing sex with your grandma.

man do I love gilfs!

Um, actually, I think that's the FML here. She is saying that it WASN'T cool that her grandma started talking about sex stuff. Duh.

Well... at least you were honest! I hope this doesn't deter you from honesty in the future! And #1, it's not like the OP could have just said, "Nope. Not talking about this with you!" That would be incredibly disrespectful, and it sounds like the grandma brought it up first.

#3...she could have just smiled and nodded as Grandma talked about abstience. She didn't have to confess that she's already had sex. She left herself open to that, imo.

She should have just licked her pussy.

Why do I not buy this?

Because unlike OP and I, you don't have an epicly cool grandma. (yes my grandma does the same.)

#5 Because it's free.

#6 lol good one :P

and what were hers?

YUCK... Something I NEVER EVER EVER want to hear about.