By wowgranny - 22/12/2016 20:08 - United States - Tooele
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
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By  annalily5  |  28

Like you did start it by dissing your sister, but grandma there did the language equivalent of responding to a light flick by full throttle punching you in the face.

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By  Tripartita  |  44

"Actually, because beauty is objective, I ran the Objective Beauty Calculation (OBC) and am ranked 0.298263 points higher than my sister. Boy, it's a good thing looks aren't subjective!"

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  species4872  |  19

Feels great but I didn't wait until I was old.