By hinting - 17/06/2013 16:43 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
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Quite possibly the creepiest FML I've ever read on this site.

"Oh das nasty" - Cleveland Brown

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Quite possibly the creepiest FML I've ever read on this site.

The only possible reaction to this... The Actual Fuck or the more quintessential - Dafuq?

#44 pretending like it never happened and keeping the good memories with grandma

Look on the bright side at least you didn't find a used toy.

Easily one if the funniest fmls i've ever read. I can just picture their faces :D

^ you diabolical bastard.

The only reasonable thing for OP to do is to dig his grandmother up and then place her dildo in her casket. OP has to put it with her, otherwise, leaving a dildo upon a family member's grave would be deemed inappropriate.

Creepy..... Yes, Grandma was awesome before her untimely demise...... Yes. Either bury it, return it, just don't use it.

grandma didn't get one last hurrah :-(

That sums my reaction towards this FML pretty nicely...

Ops grandmas dildo arrived in the mail, she was buried yesterday

*points to ear and mouths "listen"*

"Oh das nasty" - Cleveland Brown

don't be small minded, older people can enjoy sex too... giggity giggity...

...necrophilia much?

Umm... Right... Ok.

umm yeah fine.

Set it up on your mantle as a reminder of her.

Or change the tomb stone to match.

Hell, just take it for yourself. She obviously doesn't need it anymore.

Bury it with her, so she may use it in the afterlife.

Wouldn't that be something?

azouwa 26

That's what I did with my grandpa's. lol

Your inheritance?

Damn somebody beat me to it!

At least the inheritance is unused!

Use the dildo as an urn for her ashes if she is cremated.

Grandma was buried.

And most dildos aren't hollow.

Steve, maybe we should use your skull for the same thing. There's a lot more empty space to work with.

64) That's Fascinus!

Holy shit....I thought you were joking noor, but your right. Cleopatra used hollow gourds full of bees as a vibrator.

Noor how do you know such shit? You always impress me

Oh god, what if the bees somehow escaped? You'd feel more than a vibration down there... :¦

Damn, that's some desperation right there. I guess Anthony was horrible in bed. Something is wrong when one thinks "I know, I'll shove a gourd full of angry bees into my vagina. That'll feel better than what I've gotten so far"...

Death won't stop her from having a good time.

okay edward elric, we know your fascination with death already...

Give it to your girlfriend as a gift!

Not quite his grandmothers ring passed down but still its now a family heirloom, heirloom of self pleasuring.

At least you know it hasn't been used.

What if she's a girl?

That's screwed up....

How is that screwed up? Older women aren't allowed to have some fun?

It's not that older people can't have some fun... It's just receiving something like that when the person already passed... That's screwed up