FML : Today, my girlfriend woke up, and half-asleep, muttered: "What time is it? Did the neighbours start drilling again?" I'll try harder to keep my farts in...

Today, my girlfriend woke up, and half-asleep, muttered: "What time is it? Did the neighbours start drilling again?" I'll try harder to keep my farts in from now on. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Juju Bear - / Tuesday 8 March 2016 11:54 / France - Paris

Miscellaneous

Previous FML Next FML

You could also like

Today, I got news from my doctor confirming that my partner is too big for me. We've been together for two years and only recently...

See the top of the week

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By WCARlover | 34

#6554868 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 17:55

You really blew her away

By raaron773 | 19

#6554867 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 17:55

Wow

Comments

By raaron773 | 19

#6554867 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 17:55

Wow

By WCARlover | 34

#6554868 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 17:55

You really blew her away

By llamadramas | 20

#6554870 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 17:57

i must say pretty impressive

By football98_fml | 20

#6554876 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 18:02

What a sweetheart

By walid820014 | 20

#6554879 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 18:04

No comment.

Tripartita | 44

#6554882 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 18:09

*Vapid comment.

Dale_shackleford | 13

#6554912 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 19:41

This guy never seems to have any valid input to the comment sections

By Subcontinent | 14

#6554881 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 18:07

Well at least she didn't do what my boyfriend did and roll over in the middle of the night to say "Please don't eat the children" before dropping off again...