Today, my girlfriend woke up, and half-asleep, muttered: "What time is it? Did the neighbours start drilling again?" I'll try harder to keep my farts in from now on. FML
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WCARlover
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You really blew her away
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raaron773
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Wow
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raaron773
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Wow
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WCARlover
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You really blew her away
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llamadramas
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i must say pretty impressive
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football98_fml
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What a sweetheart
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walid820014
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No comment.
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Tripartita
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*Vapid comment.
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Dale_shackleford
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This guy never seems to have any valid input to the comment sections
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Subcontinent
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Well at least she didn't do what my boyfriend did and roll over in the middle of the night to say "Please don't eat the children" before dropping off again...
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LittlePengy
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at least you had to the chance to not let her know it was you :D
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lamaginger
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That's honestly cute lol
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tumtum888
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DAAAAMN. You fart like a drill? I'm jealous. Mine sound like a stalling truck
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moo77_fml
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Still laughing out load.. After 5 mins of reading this message.. Only cos it's happened to me.. But it was the hubby asking!!! Darn those sprouts lol