FML : Today, my girlfriend woke up, and half-asleep, muttered: "What time is it? Did the neighbours start drilling again?" I'll try harder to keep my farts in...

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Today, my girlfriend woke up, and half-asleep, muttered: "What time is it? Did the neighbours start drilling again?" I'll try harder to keep my farts in from now on. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Juju Bear - / Tuesday 8 March 2016 11:54 / France - Paris

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By WCARlover | 34

#6554868 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 17:55

You really blew her away

By raaron773 | 19

#6554867 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 17:55

Wow

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By raaron773 | 19

#6554867 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 17:55

Wow

By WCARlover | 34

#6554868 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 17:55

You really blew her away

By llamadramas | 20

#6554870 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 17:57

i must say pretty impressive

By football98_fml | 20

#6554876 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 18:02

What a sweetheart

By walid820014 | 20

#6554879 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 18:04

No comment.

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Tripartita | 44

#6554882 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 18:09

*Vapid comment.

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Dale_shackleford | 13

#6554912 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 19:41

This guy never seems to have any valid input to the comment sections

By Subcontinent | 14

#6554881 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 18:07

Well at least she didn't do what my boyfriend did and roll over in the middle of the night to say "Please don't eat the children" before dropping off again...

By LittlePengy | 22

#6554883 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 18:10

at least you had to the chance to not let her know it was you :D

By lamaginger | 9

#6554889 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 18:31

That's honestly cute lol

By tumtum888 | 12

#6554895 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 18:48

DAAAAMN. You fart like a drill? I'm jealous. Mine sound like a stalling truck

By moo77_fml | 20

#6554909 - Tuesday 8 March 2016 19:39

Still laughing out load.. After 5 mins of reading this message.. Only cos it's happened to me.. But it was the hubby asking!!! Darn those sprouts lol

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